Save a carrot..eat a vegetarian!!!

Since I see posts calling omnivores names...I decided to do one on the opposite end.

Those poor defenseless carrots being snatched in the prime of their lives so they can be chomped on by vegetarians.How pathetic and cruel.

I say we should eat the vegetarians...that would save carrots AND cows!!!

Man the fiery spickets!!!!!

 

I would, but I have to save room for all the beef I'll be eating later tonight.

 

i dunno about eating vegetarians. Theyre all so thin and scrawny that there would hardly be any meat on them

 

Do vegetarians qualify as meat? Oh wait, I guess they do. Like chickens and cows, they don't eat meat, either.

 

Does eating out a vegetarian count?

 

Haha...

Being a vegetarian is stupid if you just want to save the little cute furry animals. Get the fuck over it, someones going to eat them anyway.

 

i'm guessing one or two bad reps have gone out over this thread... i'm guessing i know who they're from, too...

 

Hay dare big guy start wit my dick. Den youh my sweat meat blondy.

partin uv duh HAIRZ

 

i don't see why bad rep points should be distributed over this. nothing too harsh so far as i can tell.

 

Don't eat vegetarians.

If you do you run the risk of catching orthorexia. Most veggies are infected and eating them would cause an epidemic.

 

start eating my di*k

 

It just struck me how odd this request really is.

 

Get hipp 2 duh Vegy trip droolz.

duh only vegetarian on duh planet wit HAIR

 

Fine young cannabilz 4 normality, just like dad. Cut that fur or U will be next for dinner.

Hair uber alles

 

lol. it's gonna take me a while to get used to how you're talking. i'm a hunter, too. pretty good at it. i figure if i'm gonna eat it, i may as well have to go to the trouble of getting it myself. i'm an ex-veg.

 

4 out of 5 cannibals prefer vegetarians.

 

Fun fact: Vegetarianism/veganism and self-mutilation are the two dumbest things that a good percentage of humans do.

 

The third dumbest is listening to Liz Phair.