explain to a noob the differences pls

explain to a noob the differences pls of weed, hash, sticky yicky yicky, resin, buds, schwarg...

below is a pic of my first purchase, also what would this be classified as...

 

Weed- The plant material from the marijuana plant that you smoke. Contains between a little and a lot of THC.

Hash- The collected resins of the marijuana plant. Basically concentrated THC. Very strong in comparison.

Sticky yicky yicky- Slang for some marijuana "weed" that is very sticky with resin glands. Usually very tasty.

Resin- Protective glands produced by the marijuana plant in order to protect the seed from extremes in temperature. What gets your buzz on.

Buds - The flowering part of the marijuana plant, with all fan leaves removed. Good shit.

Shwag - Shitty weed, Generally compressed and from Mexico. I was given 3 grams of this once from a friend in buffalo, it didnt really get me high. I think it is dried so improperly that most of the THC gets destryoed.

Hope this helps. Your shit looks decent.

Plant that seed and grow some more.

 

enjoy your purchase, looks good. btw, nice camera, I couldn't get mine to focus so close up

 

well... round here we have a 4 step clasification system.
on the lowest rung is swag, this stuff is putrid, almost black or brown, it doen'st get you high and generally is only good for making hash.
Next on the ladder is mids. these are the most common. It has seeds and stems, but usually not as much as swag, it's a decent high and at a good price. mids are usually grown outdoors with little attention to detail.
next is beasters, which is what i think you got. these are grown indoors, but the males weren't killed enough. They're nice and juicy, but they have seeds.
lastly is nug, or chronic (some people say dro, but this is a misnomer), this is the 'good shit', it doesn't have any seeds, is fresh and juicy, has lotsa crystals and can knock you on your ass for three or four hours.
hope that helps at all.

 

didnt u already post that

 

^^he already posted asking if it was real weed, and the community told him it was mids...now he wants the difference of weed words....he didn't need to post those gigantic pictures of the middies, he shoulda cross referenced his other thread