Woodstock-Warning!

Discussion in 'New York' started by wizarddrew77, Sep 9, 2006.

  1. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Woodstock has an international reputation as a citadel of creativity and personal freedom. However, if you're coming to Woodstock "with flowers in your hair" and a joint or two in your luggage, be careful.
    Woodstock authorities like to bust people for smoking joints in public. Not too long ago a couple visited Woodstock and brought with them a joint saved from the early days of their marriage. They took a stroll from their bed and breakfast to the beautiful Artists Cemetary where they thought they would celebrate their visit with a toke. One of them asked the other as they stood on the hill among the deceased violinists, poets and painters, "Do you see anyone?"
    "Just that guy on a bicycle." The guy on the bicycle was a Woodstock gendarme who arrested them for their wedding herb.
    So in the interest of public tranquility, I will list the following places in Woodstock for visitors not to smoke pot:
    1) The Artists Cemetary
    2) Parking lot behind Houst's Hardware
    3) Anywhere near the nightclub called The Joyous Lake
    4) In the beautiful open space near the Woodstock town offices on Comeau Drive
    5) In the Woostock Green
    6) "Down by the old Mill Stream" a swimming hole after which the famous song was named
    7) The parking lot in back of the Chamber of Commerce information building.
    Peace The Wiz


    These are two of the Woodstock Pork Boys who hunt Stoners and bagged Art Garfunkil twice.
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  2. Soberbeah

    Soberbeah Member

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    fucking assholes, good looking out. You're like the guy who flashes his lights when he sees a speed trap on the other side of the road.
     
  3. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Ha That's funny-yeah I do that too.
    It sucks walking thru town and seeing people getting busted on their vacation.
     
  4. acidconceptone

    acidconceptone Member

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    god damn i love living in canada where the cops will just smoke your joint with you
     
  5. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    i guess they want to keep their jobs cuz if they overlook lawbreaking, they'll get fired

    anyways, my friends and i just bake cookies, no noxious odors on road trip partying... except if someone farts
     
  6. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Right On Molly!
    I do that when I fly to get thru Customs.
    Just keep eating them while your walking thru and smile lot's.
    Peace The Wiz
     
  7. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    thanks drew, my point is we have to get to the heart of the problem which is stupid laws and not folks whose livelihood is to enforce the laws, most of who are fine, decent and honest people who put their lives on the line for us daily
     
  8. sublime94

    sublime94 Banned

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    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! DAMN YOU LUCKY SOB>>>
     
  9. PsychosisDiagnosis

    PsychosisDiagnosis Member

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    Great post, Drew. Now you should list the places where it's okay to smoke pot.
    Like the Big Deep after dark
    or that isolated tree behind the funeral parlor, you know what i'm talking about
     
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