Love letter?

Dear _,

You are special and magical and full of wonder. I love you very much as a car drives past a tree in the rain drop on the window sill. I shall make pomander balls for you to prove my love. Sleeping black dogs turn into moose in the Inn where Jesus was born.

I love you passionately,forever and always.

Love,

Whoever I may be

 

This letter made me smile. A refreshing note of love.

 

You are special and magical and full of wonder. well up untill that point i was gonna say that about you
but ithink at that point the lsd kicked in and the love became a fruite covered dragon that swallowed a kittens tail flew twice around the sun regurgitating ribbons of rainbows that spewed frothy silky monkeybrains on lovers eyeballs

 

Once tried to write one for Gadget but too many words swarmed my razoodox

 

My love for you is a passion that burns like a severe urinary tract infection ontop of jock itch.

 

LOL! now that's what i call a declaration of love!

 

That is some mighty strong,burning love. What about burning like a 3rd degree burn?

 

Yay, I made someone smile. For the first time in my life. :nopity:

 

Aw thank you, same to you! hahahah no LSD was involved, man :spam:is gross.

 

..it killed me when you walked away..because you didnt even look back..

 

my love for you is like a red hot poker shoved in my eye
theres a sizzle and a stench like barbecued maggottts
would you like to have dinner sometime?

 

Wow, you're good at that! Love described through macabre is fun. Haha, dinner after hearing the words 'barbecued maggots'...

 

heehee i think ya inspire me

btw wheres that original letter come from? lol

 

I wrote it,for my ex girlfriend. She might be moving to my area soon! REUINION! :jester:

 

awww hahaha coool congrats

 

Thank ya! :grouphug::hysterica

 

I wanna make dogs turn into mooses.

 

I have that ability. Just don't tell anyone.