Privet! Missed friends from "Love and Sex" forum!

:beatdeadhbeat horse not self beat horse to death
beat dead horse in overcoat
put balm on hand to remind self..beat beat beat self slowly

 

Haha I think this is one of the best threads I have seen on here.
I dont understand anything about it but the random jibberish is entertaining enough.

 

Privet! Yes Yes. Let horse wear overcoat and beat jigalaonie. Horse drank vodka to prevent freeze in small barn. Vodka drink small horse.

Does not beatself,

SS

 

Yes, you understand! We drink vodka to prevent from beat horse in small barn. then we drive small cars with space man in oblast, privet!

 

Beatself! Dobry! No drive! No drive without helmet if drinking vodka in small car with space person and other vodka drinking beatself drivers on the road where helmet to. Dobry Den! Drink Vodka, vodka drink.

Does not beatself,

SS

 

privet! drive small horse with space man to prevent freeze! no barns with vodka for cold manda, dobry!

 

Horse wears overcoat, drive horse, drink vodka, you have explained! Dobry den!

 

Ahhh, dobry den! my horse wear no overcoat, to prevent freeze?

 

This is US? I'll ride you!

 

Privet! No vodka but drink for whiskey to prevent five oclock shadow?

 

No! Dobry Den! Slap! Slap! Slap!

 

OK! Ride bikes for athletic thighs and wear heels with no overcoat in Japanese small car, privet?

 

No athletic thighs! Privet! You don't like thighs, no manda, still drink vodka in small car!

 

Privet, horse like thighs, thighs are good. still for riding manda in red barn with space man??

 

Privet! Dobry! Ride space person with helmet! Drink vodka, suck manda! Make manda cum! Privet! Soak manda in vodka to prevent from freeze! Suck manda again!

 

Yes, suck manda suck space man. suck suck suck. wet horse and slippery manda for long time.

 

BOO! It's my favorite holiday! Privet!

 

Boo back. Privet.