Watching salmon and getting lectured by man with dog

It being halloween and an exscuse to smoke weed, I grab a quarter and see my buddy oz after school (he got expelled from my school last year for possession) so anyway we head down to the river near my house and find out our regular spot is occupied by a man with his dog, so we go up this huge hill and farther down the river, we find this nice spot right at the waters edge and suddenly we see like 20 fucking salmon battling up the river, now this rivers basically storm drain runoff, so I'm pretty shocked to see salmon in it.
We sit there, bust out the pipe, and are just finishing our first bowl, when I turn and with pipe in hand see a man staring at me from a riverbank about 30ft away. I turn and put my pipe away, and im like OZMAN! dude to the right! he turns and is like oh well he just left into the woods.
We turn around and hes standing right by us, and hes like what are you guys smoking? hash? cocaine? and we are like uh no sir, we arent smoking anything. And then he starts lecturing us about why we wanna smoke this shit, and we look and he has a god damn german sheperd for a dog. I'm like fuck this is a cop for sure.
I break out the bowl and start smoking again, hes like well why are you smoking, and I'm like well man if you dont mind we just wanted to sit here in peace and watch the salmon, the guys like fair enough, I just came to warn you that sometimes cops come down this path.
And that was it he took off, and the second he was gone, my buddys like "I smell bacon" so we took off down the river.
All in all it was pretty trippy, I mean you dont expect weird people with dogs to come up and start talking to you in the middle of a sesh, I mean, come on have respect for peoples privacy, but ya, salmon are cool.

 

shoulda been like, fuck off or i'll stab your dog

 

I was in shock, the dude looked like a cop, he even had that buzz cut and square cop head.
But ya we just sat there and mostly ignored him as he talked, with answers of ya, alright, we'll think about that.

 

hahahaha i laughed so hard at that, thats such a British thing to say

 

this reminds me of an experience I had a few weeks ago.

Me and this girl went down to a creek near my college to smoke a few bowls. we do it all the time, and so do most other smokers... its the spot to go pretty much. well anyways, we were about halfway through our third bowl, and we were both sinking into the stumps we were sitting on... in other words, we were fucked. all of a sudden i got this weird feeling, and i turned around. about ten feet behind me is some huge environmental class/club, like 30 students with 3 or 4 professors (40-50 yr old men) with them. I had the bowl still at my lips, and I was too high to remember I was holding it there, so it must have looked pretty funny. anyways, I just stared at them until the girl was like...."oh fuck oh no were done" or something paranoid like that. one of the teachers puts up his hands in the air, like he's showing us he doesnt have a weapon, and says real slow "don't mind us"... he said it like he was talking to two five year olds, so he must have realized out baked we were. my friend (the girl) stood up super quick and started running as fast as she could. it was hilarious because I'm pretty sure she was trying to sprint, but basically it was a fast walk/slow jog kinda thing, she looked pretty dumb to say the least. by this time the whole class was laughing, and so were the professors. I was just like, "I'm sorry. we're kinda highhhhh, man" or something to the one guy, and he said don't worry about it, we've all been there, or something like that.

it was a good time.

 

^^^ thats hilarious.

 

Ya my buddy was like, imagine the balls that guy had, we could have shot him dead.
I went to the university campus in my city, and we walked to the back woods to smoke a bowl, found a perfect spot, and like 5 mins later a bunch of stoners showed up for their between class sesh, we were like sweet, so we all passed the bowl around.

 

hahah