First time..but how?

go to the mall, go behind osome bushes or something and smoke, then chill around the mall for a while. and dont start bitching about the security guards there, they cant do shit if your acting stoned

 

After careful scientific debate, and observation, I have decided this is chronic bud, and will proceed to smoke more in the nearest possible location. (woods, park, shed, alley, etc.)

 

wait, what?

 

He said it was for scientific study, so I studied my bud, learned quite a few things.

 

haha okay, i get it.

 

Hi Secret
Okay, for your first time you really need to be able to sit and enjoy with no familymembers to give you paranoia. I wouldn't sit by the table with my parents after using mj for the first time!!! You will probably be too stupid to conversate with them without them noticing something's weird about you. If you're able to lock yourself into your room and just need an easy way to enjoy the mj buy one of these: http://www.cheapvaporizer.com/ - well everybody should buy one of these. I've been smoking for many years, but this is the sh.. It works instantly. Easy to hide. No coughing. All you need to get it work is a lighter. No odour at all!! great taste. Now i really don't even enjoy the smoke (it sometimes burns a little when it gets too hot)
Well just my advice. Have fun studying )

 

so maybe you could shut the fuck up about your vapes/crack pipes, nobody wants to buy them THEY ARE SHIT and aren't the real thing in any way, so please stop shitting all over this site, its not cool.

 

Hey man - don't be so mad. I'm just happy with my new device. (yes it looks like some crackpipe) Well anyway im sorry to have anoyed you. Wasn't my intention. How come you say it's shit? It works so good. Clean smoke, and great high with lesser mj? Have you tried it? I bought a really expensive one, that is now put away, because of this little one - works much better. Anyway - im not selling the little socker, so ill just keep it for myself for now.

 

ok cool im glad you're in no way "selling the little socker"... right.

why do i say its shit? well because, first off, it is shit, compaired with a real vaporizor. sure its cheap and people will think it's a great deal, but a convection vape will destroy that.

but i wont have this argument with somebody like you, regardless of whether or not you claim you arent trying to sell it, i still think you are. i mean hell you made a whole thread for this goddamn thing, complete with links to buy and all, and you're trying to say you just really like it? hah well that thread was your 4th post, so im thinking you're just a jackass trying to advertise.

so yeah, maybe these things are decent for the money, thats fine and all, i like reading opinions on this site, but what you said seems to be more than just an opinion about what you think was a good purchase; it seemed more like an advertisement.

why did i just waste so much time typing that out to somebody who really couldnt give two shits? eh oh well.

 

hehe well whatever. I can understand why you'd think that. I'm just plain stoned on a new device, and want to share. But you wont believe, and it doesn't really matter. But.. i'd really like to hear more about that other vaporizer you're talking about. I bought a really expensive one (can't remember what its called, and too lazy to go to basement to see) and i really don't think it works??? Maybe i'm not using it properly. oh remember it now. it's called vapir one or something (and i'm not selling this one either)!