http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/bear.beer.reut/index.html -- Doesn't this remind you of Jimmy Buffett's 'God's own Drunk'? The story of a man watching his brothers whiskey still and couldn't help but have a few drinks. The he encounters a bear, and proceeds to make friends with him. He shows the bear the still, and they both drink the night away. But when the man woke up the next morning, the bear was gone...... And so was that still.