Stop Masturbation Now

That article is part of www.whitehouse.org It's a site that makes fun of Bush and the Republicans in about a zillion different ways. There's some really hilarious stuff on there!

 

IF YOU MASTERBATE YOU WILL DIE!
GOD WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!


bahhhhh you.

 

If thats true, most of us are willing to put it to the test

Hey, i think ill test it out right now...be right back =)

 

I'm masturbating right now! Really enjoying it so there!!

 

Seems like masturbation is a cure for Facism? The down side being....???

 

HEY!!! Masturbation is awesome! Also, it helps PREVENT prostate cancer! Last time i checked, prostate cancer was a bad thing! And you say masturbation is bad for your health? BAH!!! Well, I think I'll go masturbate now...





SUCKAZ!!! :H