smoked sober needing some advices puhlEEZ!

so first off, today i smoked myself sober for the first time. it was really cool. i finished off an eighth all by myself, and i was stonnnnneeeddd. so then all of a sudden i fuckin like, um, what was i saying oh yeah so all of a sudden i felt completely sober. its like i understood so much about weed because i was so stoned that i realized how it workes, and then i was sober. its like i figured out its secret and all of a sudden it wouldnt work anymore. it was fucked up. it lasted for about 5 five minutes, and then all of a sudden i was sooo fucking stoned again. it was pretty fun, pretty intense i guess, but not in a bad way, it was all pretty chilled out. so yeah im stoned right now and i dunno if this will make any sense but mayb it will.


one other thing!!!!!!!!: could somebody post up some pics of sativa vs indica buds? that would be really cool. for some reason this makes complete sense to me because im stoned and i have my reasons for needting them but its too complicated to put into sober language. ok, so thanks. also, could someone explain the difference between sativa and indica highs? this is a completely different high than ive had before, and i think its cause i just smoked the other kind of bud (sativa or indica) that ive never had before. hmm

oh my god im really high and i just realized how useful those icon smiley things are that you post before your thread. like so it shows up next to your thread name on the list off all the threads. i never realized it, but those things are like designed to be posted before your thread, like thats how this whole forum program was designed. so that every thread would have one. damn, weed is making me really smart, or maybe just so stoneed that i fink im smart. eh so

oh, and one other thing, incase i didnt tell you yet. im high.

 

ohhhhh damn...lol

thats all i can say..lol
hilarius

 

oh god im completely fucked right now, im stoned. i was listening to the eels (if you dont know them check them out, theyre amazingggg) but um, what was i saying, oh yeah so it was really fucking loud. then i put some southpark on and like i forgot there was music on and all i could hear was the movie, which was really quiet, and most people wouldnt even be able to hear w/ the music on. it was awesome, like all of a sudden it sounded like somebody turned up the volume in a kind of "whooshhhh" and then there was music on. but it turns out it was on really loud the whole time, like to the point it almost hurts your ears, and i couldnt even hear it. sooooo fucked up oha

 

hahahahaha... at my self. darn i was retarded

but honestly, about the sativa/indica question... i actually do wanna know

er, something. im still a little bit high but not bad, just kinda keep losing my train of thought still though.

 

I've smoked myself sober a couple of times but haven't since. Now I always try to be conscious of the stonedness threshold which when crossed, results in boring and unexpected sobriety.

 

I've never taken the time to find out if I was smoking sativa/indica, but from what I understand, the indica high is more of a body stone, as opposed to a mental stone. Don't quote me on that though, because I am completely ignorant on the subject of recognizing the difference. I have also heard that indica is more speedy than sativa, but again, don't quote me. I'm sure someone will have the answers you seek.

Also, I don't know if there is any way of telling just from looking at the buds. I know the leaves are different for each, but not sure about buds. I think the leaves of indica are wider and more round, as opposed to sativa, which has more straight looking leaves. I don't know though.....I may just be speaking out of my ass and posting complete nonsense, in which case.....disregard this entire post

 

Indica buds are usually the dense buds, the ones when your break it up, it's allmost liek they're in layers. Of course it depends on strain but Indica is usally a darker color.
Sativa is usally thouse light fluffy buds.

 

My fiance and I are thinking of giving our first daughter "Sativa" as a middle name. It sounds so pretty.

 

stoned again

 

ive only seen sativa strains once before... theyre more rare because they take longer to grow and take up more room i think. i really would like to try some as opposed to the indica i always have.... i bet theres a whole nother world i dont know about!

 

nah thats not what i meant by becoming sober. i know thats^ usually what it means, but what i was trying to describe something completely different. its like i had reached fucking enlightenment off the weed, and i truely understood everything to the point where i felt sober. it didnt last for long tho; after 5 minutes or less i was back to being completely stoned, and feeling it.

 

do you drink yourself sober as well?

 

that is pretty i always liked Dank for a boys name. But i know i couldnt get away with something like that unless i'm a celebrity or something. SO in the unlikely case i become a multimillionaire i will have a son named Dank.

 

hahaha damn you gotta be a fuckin stony mother fucker to name your child Dank. haha Good job.

Anyway, our daughter's full name, unless we change our mind, is gonna be Kaya Sativa Williams. I think it sounds nice.

 

Hahahha, that was really funny to read

And I would love to see someone name their kid Dank

 

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
(this thread is HILARIOUS)
but i forget why!

 

Daaaamn, I love that name stoner, its so cool sounding.

 

Wait, you are having a kid???????????? When did this shiz happen?

 

ha no, i would say ive never done that.

 

Nah man, she's not pregnant. I'm just talking about when we do have a daughter, her name will probably be Kaya Sativa Williams. We sat on the computer for hours looking at names, and it's a toss up between Kaya Sativa or Callie Lene(pronounced lennay).