I got my first job interview Wednesday

Target do drug test, but they will only do it once, unless you somehow manage to hurt yourself at work.

 

I'm the dupe, dope!

 

Yeah! Dupey and Dopey! I guess we can suck together and just hope that everything will be okay!

 

at least you have your youth.

 

But when?

 

Good luck!

Most drug testing involves being watched while you urinate, & a temperature gage on the side of the cup.
They tested my friend right after his interview the other day.

But, you never know..I'd still go regardless. It could be a completely different scenario.

 

I've never been tested but I'd sure be screwed if I was.

 

Pre-employment drug testing = guilty until proven innocent.

 

Before they let you work at thier lovely French establishment.

 

Drink a shitload of water before the test. They DO test and they test well. That's the only piss test Daniel's ever failed. Take some Niacin and drink a lot of water and tea and NO pot until after the test. If you can smuggle some clean piss in, that's your best bet.

As far as the interview goes, it probably won't be any big thing, so just dress nicely, no jeans, no t-shirts, button-up shirt or polo, tucked in. It's a casual place, so they aren't going to care if you don't come in a suit or something. Just be polite, answer the questions you are posed as honestly as you can without totally incriminating yourself, and you should be fine.

 

My friend agreed to pissing in a bottle for me after school. Does the piss have to be a certain tempurrature and all that shit?

 

Doubt it, it's just a measely minimum wage job, they'll probably just send you to a lab that tests it anyway. Be sure to give it to them somewhat warm, though, they'll know that there's no way that your body temperature is low enough to make your pee below room temperature, lol.

 

I doubt it, just smuggle it in well... can't truly help you there though... I would suggest working food where they do not drug test.

Do not drink a shitload of water before the test, they tend to get people for urine that's "too deluded" now-a-days, and most places consider that as an automatic failure.

 

Hmmm, I do know that if your urine is "too clean," they send you away and make you come back and try again when you actually have metabolites of some sort in there, but I doubt it's an automatic failure...depends on the place and how serious they are, I suppose.

 

Take it with you and microwave it. I worked at Target and they never tested me.

 

So no peescicles, huh? haha

 

Just don't ever fall asleep in your car on your lunch break.............TWICE!