Why, grand master, does the sun set every night only to rise again the following morning? Why must we be tortured with darkness every night oh grand master? Have we sinned? Have we been unfaithful? Please tell us oh master of grandness....
The sun does not do anything, we orbit it, the sun doesn't "rise or fall" at all. Also the sun likes to be called Ted. You must be tortured because you do not wash behind your ears properly. The next two questions shall be answered in one sentence. Yes. ... Now, BEGONE!
Why, great Giant, do our sheep go missing at night? Have we wronged you? Is it you who munches upon our wooly flock?
Your sheep? You can not own a living being and thus you never had any sheep to begin with. However, for the well fair of the sheep I shall tell you this. Look for a man with pale skin, rounded stomach and hair growing along his neck...for he is a werewolf! You must throw eggs painted gold at his feet if you wish to stop his mad sheep munching rampage! He may also wear a AC/DC t-shirt.
It is clear that he is not a werewolf, but a Jew in disguise. A shape shifting devil Jew! Oh great Giant, oh magnificent one, shall we gather the villagers with torches and pitchforks to hunt down this Jew menace before more of our sheep and babies are eaten?
No, Jews have eye beams that can burn through steel, you much call upon the A-Team for assistance. It is a simple process, what you must create a large fire and dance around it chanting "I Pity The Fool!", soon enough the mighty Mr. T will ride into town on a white elephant to save you all.
Actually, scientists have discovered that stars with planets are slightly affected by the planets' pull, and seem to "wobble" slightly. They use this to determine whether certain stars have orbiting planets. So while your answer is correct in the way that the sun doesn't orbit the Earth, this part is technically wrong.
You have just proved the Guru wrong, I can never accept his truth now. Can it be that Jews truly don't have laser beams that shoot from their eyes? Wow. Well, I shall ask Power 13 a question now. When are you going to set the next catchphrase?
Bugger me backwards, I totally forgot I guessed the previous one, never mind guessed it correctly. Lemme think of one...
Urban legend says that it's a Roman thing. If you're attacked by someone coming the other way, you're in a good position for drawing your sword and defending yourself. I'm not sure whether I believe that myself. I guess only someone familiar with Roman swordfighting techniques could say anything about the technicalities behind it. I found this link, but I'm too lazy to read and explain it to you. http://www.brianlucas.ca/roadside/
If that's the case, then most of Europe would also drive on the left, unless we're particularly backwards. I'm sceptical, and now Giant has been proven wrong once, I'm also sceptical in advance of his answer....
Things change. There are parts of America where people used to drive on the left. They might have changed it later...but yeah, like I said, I don't trust that urban legend myself. It's more probable that it was to do with how the road was used (see link I supplied in the previous post)
(Hey, hey Power 13, just between you and me, I wasn't answering the questions with facts or even close to facts. Duuurrrr.)
Neither was I. Did you really think I was telling the truth about stars wobbling due to their planets' gravity?
