ok i wanna know everyones funniest or wierdest stoned quotes..

what is the stupidest, funniest , coolest , weirdest, or just plain stuck in your head the most quote by you or a friend ever made while stoned???? other quotes on the theme also welcome but im particularly interested in quotes all you cool people out there have come up with.

 

I like this one:

"What were we just talking about"?

 

"i think i'm stoned"

 

right before my HS buds and I went to college--

"...and remember, you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit"

 

there have been many.....but here's the most recent....a friend and i were working together to roll a joint, we were cleaning the weed together.....and i said "it truly is a joint effort...."

 

lol those are so funny ... i know i had many but it has been so long i dont remember them at the moment. i will be sure to post one as soon as i remember lol... but i cant wait to see more quotes hahaha. you guys are cool

 

we had been at the bar and i was rather stoned and drunk,

some of my friends had also been doing key-bumps of cocaine. so it was about 7am and my friend roger looks over at a mutual friend ricky. roger says to ricky "your srill doing lines at 7am rick?" and ricky replies "its 7am???, time for rehab".