what's the difference between Belgium and France

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France is a country, and Belgium is a chocolate manufacturer....

 

Belgium was neutral in WWI.

 

I knew something wasn't right. I've supposedly been to "Belgium" but I couldn't tell how it was different from France and suspected that it may actually just be the same country. And now I know! Belgium doesn't exist! It's a conspiracy!
Read here:
http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

 

Belgium is smaller than France. I would say that Belgium was like the size of Wales. it is a small bit of territory.

 

belgium has chocolate, fries, beer, cartoonists,.. um.. other stuff. france has me. what a rip-off

 

No it's not! It's not a real place! It doesn't exist! I know, I've been there!

 

I crossed over into Belgium from France a few years ago. On the French side of the border they had normal toilets, on the Belgian side they had toilets with seats that revolved and were cleaned when you pressed flush....

 

Jeez... Talk about clean freaks.

 

I think you can get them in some places in America too. Unless the Jackass team travelled to Belgium when they put the turd on the toilet seat and made it revolve to smear poo everywhere.....

 

Well I've never seen one... And I must have missed that episode..

 

What makes you think you were actually in Belgium? A few clean toilets was enough to convince you that you'd really left France? Do you believe all their lies?

 

yea we have the neat-freaks toilets in france too.

 

I remember in France back in 95, they had the French toilets>! WC. This was a room without toilets. So you did whatever on the floor. But for the tourists their were the victorian toilets complete with luxurious flush handle.


Belgium.Lots of beer,especially some made from Munks(I think of Leffe)
France, they eat anything that moves. They have this traditional dish. they get a sparrow, cook it and then stick tea towel on their head and eat the thing in one. Apparently it isn't legal so the restaurant cannot sell it. one free meal.

 

I saw those French toilets in Italy. It was even worse because I was on a skiing holiday, and it's impossible to squat in those big clunky ski boots without buggering over. I had to use the ladies' instead....

 

the sparrows thing? lol wth.. is that a traditional dish among bums?

true story about france : one american chick walks out a fast-food restaurant in france, and she sees a mouse. yea, outside, a mouse, just walking past. thats weird i'll admit, but yea.
she goes back to the US and a week later all her friends tell everybody (internet forums included) that "all french fast-food restaurants have rats running in them, everywhere, ew filthy, and then the french cook the rats and they all eat rat burgers everyday for breakfast". haha

 

I'd eat a rat burger if it was offered to me. I've eaten spit roasted guinnea pig before. Have had the snails in France too. Have had Ostrich and Kangaroo burgers before as well. Will try anything once....

 

I bet Belgium are still kicking themselves over that one.

 

Mmmm, Ostrich is delicious! At the state fair here once a year they sell ostrich burgers and jerkey and other products... I love it...