You Know You Are A Hippy When......

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HIPPY WHEN YOU CAN REMEMBER A LID WAS A 10 DOLLAR BAG OF WEED, NOT THE TOP OF A TRASH CAN.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HIPPY WHEN YOU CAN REMEMBER THAT WE USED TO GET 100 LEAVES RATHER THAN 32 IN A PACK OF ZIG-ZAGS.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HIPPY WHEN A THAI STICK WAS WRAPED AROUND A STICK THAT GOT YOU VERY STONED, NOT A TIE RACK YOU BUY FOR TOY DAD FOR XMAS.

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HIPPY WHEN............

 

you know your a hippy when somebody is a rude jack ass bitch to you and respond with a warm smile

 

I'LL DO ONE MORE.

YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A HIPPY WHEN YOU GOT JEFFERSON AIRPLANE TICKETS FOR $2.00.

 

You know you're a hippy when your 77 yr old Dad looks at you and says "you hippy".

 

You Know You A Hippy When You Can Remember when You Didn't Have To Use A Rubber..just Get A Shot.

 

you know your a hippie when...

you make jewlery and such out of weed (hemp).
you refuse to wear shoes.
you name your kids after emotions or places.
you never feel depressed or feel sorry for yourself, you just accept what fate has given you and live on, not dwelling on unplesantness. your always HAPPY!

 

you know youre a hippy when you just be yourself and dont bother with these stupid ass stereotypes. grow up people, jesus

 

You know you were a hippy cause you can't remember a thing that happened ten minutes ago. You can never find where you put a tool, a wallet, your keys, your sunglasses, your coffee, your beer, the cordless, the remote, your shoes, your hat, your belt, the important notice from the IRS, or anything else that someone was silly enough to let you get your hands on. And of course, you could really care less whether or not you ever find them.

 

you know your a hippie when you go to see phish, complain about how the sucked, then complained about how they didnt play long enuff!!
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you knowyou're a hippy when you can't tell that the words are changing sizes.

 

haha that describes me perfictily

 

you damn hippie

 

You know you're a hippie when you listen to the "Classic Oldies" station.

 

You know your a hippie when...aww screw it I was never a hippie only a freak on the street.I did meet a hippie once though,everybody knew it but him...

 

YOY KNOW YOU'RE A HIPPY WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT gate68 ABOVE MEANS:H..

 

you know your a hippie when you have a peice of hemp jewlery to go with every single outfit you own.

 

You know actually I think that just makes you a fasion whore >_>

Heh. You know your a hippy when you can listen to people talk about what you HAVE to do to be a hippy... and just smile and nod and say "Ok man if thats your thing"
You know your a hippy when you've given a friend of the same sex a hug just cause. (applies mostly to guys)
You know your a hippy when you've been laying in a field with friends talking, and you say "Far out man" without even realizing it

 

you know your a freak if you know what "gate68" means

 

"Where are all the old hippies?" They traded in free love for free checking.


HAHAHAHaHaHaHahahahahahahahahahaha.

So you do understand us, then?

 

Well thats bull.