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Hello all hippie happy people, My Name is Mr.Jonathan Coconut and maybe you thick i'm fucking insaine or druged up.You thinked right i am so ha ha ha ha ha ha.

P.S.hendrix rules

 

*blinks* ...ok...












*farts* pardon me

 

well that told us....

 

mmm penguins

 

Hello! I'm At The Football! Yeah! Buy My Video! Yeah, It's Rubbish!

 

Remember, what they call 'civilization' across the bond is what we call 'anarchy', despite how closley it resembles the word 'civilisation'.

 

Remember what you call fish and chips we call fish and potato wedges.

 

remeber, what you call 'french fries' we call 'small sticks of starch concentrate coated in gloriously fattening grease'

 

Remember, what you call a university we call a college.

 

Remeber, what you call 'democracy' we call 'bollocks'.

 

I'm all out.

Random letters in a particular order.

 

Less of that "French" young man, they're "FREEDOM FRIES" I'll have you know, I really can't believe you tried to link FREEDOM FRIES to those terrible french fries!

 

They were only called freedom fries for a week. I always called them french fries though. I am a rebel!



lol

 

heh, that had to be the most amusing bit of spin ever!

 

well they can all fack off. they're not proper chips anyway! Incidentally the french make excellent chips, although they're not quite the same as the chips we have here.

 

Who do you mean when you say they?

 

Chips are neither french fries or wedges, that's why they have their own name all to themselves!

 

I mean all poor immitations of chips such as fries, wedges, alphabites, curly wossnames, etc. etc.

 

my dad calls them fesh and derks

 

Okay next topic.