As I was rubbing my shin this morning...

I found a thumb sized dent that hurts like a bitch when I put pressure on it. WHen I felt the dent in the morning I was struggling to remember where I got it from. And then just a few minutes ago I realized what I got it from. If anybody can guess where I got it from I'll give you not one, but TWO cookies. Let the fun begin.

 

You woke up and banged it on the nightstand!

 

some sort of crazy sex adventure

 

What kind of cookies are they?

 

Teh special kind

 

I'll give you a clue:Spitfire

 

You jumped a fence?

 

Nope

 

Wait a second.............WTF.........It hurts because you were pressing on it.

 

well fuck, I don't wanna win then. I quit. Jerk.

 

Wrong. I found the dent in my shin then pressed it and felt pain. Like its some sort of internal bruising or something

 

Can you give any other hints? Did it happen when you were outside? At work? Or inside? Or when you were drunk?

 

You fell down the stairs

 

Hints:It was outside, I was not on any subtances. Not the stairs. Spitfire is a major clue

 

It has something to do with having sex with a crazy woman

or

You were involved in some kind of military airplane action

 

No sex. Its a different type of Spitfire. No planes

 

You walked into the bumper on a Triumph.

 

Keep on guessing

 

A spitfire went into your leg, haha, i got it

 

You probably softened it. Or the bruised area sags the skin in an attempt to repair itself. By putting pressure on it, you no doubt cause pain. This is your brain saying, wait until it heals and also natural nerve messages. If pain persists, ask the doctor for morphine or something.