what song do you sing during your bowel movement?

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  1. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    Get on up (keep on moving, keep on moving, keep on moving...)

    I know it's not much (keep on moving, keep on moving, keep on moving...)

    Get on up (Keep on moving, keep on moving, Keep on moving
     
    MollyThe Hippy, Nov 9, 2006
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  3. Atom bomb therapy

    Atom bomb therapy Member

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    well thats a strange song to sing during dumps.
     
    Atom bomb therapy, Nov 9, 2006
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  5. logicalway

    logicalway Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Smoke on the water?
     
    logicalway, Nov 9, 2006
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  7. Atom bomb therapy

    Atom bomb therapy Member

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    hm..I'm not sure that would work either.
     
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  9. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    if i've had constipation for a few days, i sing "happy days are here again"
     
    MollyThe Hippy, Nov 11, 2006
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  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    row row row your boat....
     
    mynameiskc, Nov 11, 2006
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  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    how 'bout "push it!"
     
    mynameiskc, Nov 11, 2006
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  15. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    I Just make Noises...
     
    mudpuddle, Nov 11, 2006
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  17. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I just can't fight this feeling
     
    daisymae, Nov 11, 2006
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  19. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    50 ways to leave your lover
     
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  21. cozmo_g

    cozmo_g Is Out Of This World

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    Carmina Burana (O Fortuna)...works every time.
     
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  23. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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    I just yell, "HOLY SHIT" and then make a series of grunting noises
     
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  25. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I don't sing but I try to fart a happy tune afterwards.
     
    stinkfoot, Nov 11, 2006
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  27. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Candyman (Sammy Davis style). That's cause all the bacteria in my cesspool just love it when I sit on the throne! They all sing:

    The Candy Man can
    'Cause he mixes it with love
    And makes the world taste good
    (Makes the world taste good)

    (The Candy Man makes everything he bakes)
    (Satisfying and delicious)

    Gotta sing while unloading all the BUSHIT!
     
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  29. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    Slip Slidin' Away
     
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  31. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    The Alka Seltzer Song...

    Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, oh what a relief it is!
     
    skip, Nov 13, 2006
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  33. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Hahahah! "It's Been Such A Looonnng Tiime!!!!"

    Aha! :D
     
    DroopySnoopy, Nov 13, 2006
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  35. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Or perhaps, "The long and winding road..." Nice long, sad song for when you're constipated!
     
    skip, Nov 14, 2006
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  37. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Hahaha, good one! :D
     
    DroopySnoopy, Nov 14, 2006
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