Nails...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by cozmo_g, Nov 11, 2006.

  1. cozmo_g

    cozmo_g Is Out Of This World

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    No, not the kind we use for hammering wood, but fingernails and toenails...What's their purpose? Any ideas? Thoughts? Comments? I was in the bath trimming mine, when it occurred to me I have no idea what purpose they serve, and I consider myself an intelligent person. I thought I'd come here for an answer from some open minds...
     
  2. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    If we didn't have nails, there would be coins all over the place because no one would be able to pick them up.
     
  3. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    Imagine Trying to Itch Without any Nails...Ooooh...

    And PlayingGuitar?

    Opening up a Card or Present...

    OK...I've Ran Out of Suggestions Already...
     
  4. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    ah I would get my husband to pick up the coins with his teeth and scratch my back with his hoo-hoo.
     
  5. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    if a little flesh is extracted with your fingernails from boyfriends everytime they fuck you, they don't want to have sex all the time
     
  6. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    Would suck tryin' to scratch my ass with my teeth...





    .......Someone elses...Yeah..That'd be cool. :)
     
  7. cozmo_g

    cozmo_g Is Out Of This World

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    Scratching and picking up coins...I suppose it's a start. Any other birght ideas? I find them terribly inconvenient sometimes, as all they seem to do is trap dirt underneath. That's probably why I'm so peculiar about trimming them often. Can't stand the sight of dirty nails.
     
  8. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    Well...There's more to pickin' than coins..Just ask any guy I know. ;) :p
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't know why humans developed fingernails, but it has been proven through scientific method, that humans tend to react most to the sound of fingernails scraping a chalkboard - why, no man can say :mad:




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  10. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    Hmmm...I'm getting slowly drunk here..Pondering is something I could do all day.


    Ahhh...Ummm...I'm gonna take opening things for $300.00 Richard. (Dawson) :rolleyes5
     
  11. HappyJoy

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    to protect the tops of our fingers and toes. no lie.
     
  12. cozmo_g

    cozmo_g Is Out Of This World

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    I suppose this idea has a whit of merit to it. I always find it remarkable just how sensitive the fingertips can be. And we all know how sensitive a toe can be, especially in a dark, furnished room.
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Sorry to disagree, but my toenail has never offered me any protection from stubbing my toe :H




    Hotwater
     
  14. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    but it does protect the MANY nerve endingsn we have in each toe and finger

    Primarily they are for protection
    digging and scratchingn, we would find ways around that without nails still. Sticks and all.
     
  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    While your probably correct, one would hope after millions of years of evolution the body would design a better mechanism for protection.

    While I haven't stubbed my toe in months, I remember the last time and it still hurts just thinking about it :mad:



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  16. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    Why? They do a sufficient job, and toe-stubbing doesn't affect your lifespan or ability to procreate, therefor it wouldn't be something evolution would bother affecting aside from random mutations, which are more often bad than good. If it aint' broke don't fix it.
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Just for that I'm not going to allow you get in on the ground-floor of my new invention :mad:

    It's a patent for a pair of steel-toed slippers, which will revolutionize walking around the house (late at night) in the dark :party:




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  18. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I like ihmurria's answer. I'll go with that.
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    While you may be extremely cute (as your photo indicates) I don't think you've considered all the possibilities of my new invention.

    For instance if you should happen to run into someone Burglarizing your home late at night. one swift kick where it really counts and it's instant :nopity:



    Hotwater :)
     
  20. Weaveworld

    Weaveworld wayward

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    Coffee table'd be toast. ;)
     
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