hippy smurf and i are gettng married...

just thought i should let everyone know. ya'll are gonna have to wait in line.

 

To each other?

 

naturally. she asked me just a little while ago. i'm honored to agree.

 

For purely shallow and sexual reasons, as she has the most magnificent pair of breasts I've ever seen!


Who wants to be our bridesmaids?

 

my breasts are rather nice.


i think bird, jugg and jesusmonkey should stand up for my side.

 

I was going to ask Juggalo, but if he stands in the middle I guess we can share. I bet he looks a darling in taffeta.

 

i thought this was to be a nude wedding.

 

Can we decorate the church with those little drink umbrellas?

 

I don't think I have ever said that before.

Can I sing at your wedding?

 

I see my marriage to Hannah is now yesterdays news

S

 

Nude wedding sounds like a better plan. As long as we can all wear dickie bows.

 

little wooden umbrellas would be just swell!


and yes, peanut, you can sing there. do you play bagpipes, too?

 

you don't like your breasts? that's just not right. men will love anything with a nipple.

 

do you really think they'll go with my ensemble? you've seen them, will the dicky bow detract? *snicker snort guffaw*

 

I can bring my harmonica. How about some drums? Would you like me to play the drums?

Whose that guy on the muppets that plays the drums?

 

I never really worked on that part of my therapy before. LOL

NOTE TO SELF: MUST ADMIRE BREASTS

I am going to work on that this weekend

 

Animal? He can be best man...as long as the wires for his limbs don't get in the way and trip up the guests.


KC my dear, nothing could detract from your assets

 

Animal can be the best man and I will play with his drums.

 

you know, we're very loving people here, we can help you admire your breasts!

 

BWAHAHAHAHA! and so few have seen them. teehee.