UK Forum Awards Ceremony 2006

The polls are closed and the results of the UK Forum Awards 2006 are now in.

*Drumroll please*

First up...

Mr UK Forum:

The winner with 9 votes, Peace Phoenix. I'd like to thank my parents, my friends, my family and all of you who voted for me. With 82% of the votes, that makes me more popular than George Bush (51%) and Tony Blair (35.3%) but less popular than Saddam Hussein (98.5%). He's still hanging around I hear...

1st Mr Peace Phoenix: 9 votes
2nd L.A Matthews: 1 vote
2nd Lithium: 1 vote

Miss UK Forum:

A much closer contest. In joint first place, Mudpuddle and Fountains of Nay. Autumn Jewels deservedly got in there in joint 2nd place for being around this forum longer than anyone else I know, along with a host of old timers and new blood. Congratulations all.

1st Miss Mudpuddle: 2 votes
1st Miss Fountains of Nay: 2 votes
2nd Autumn Jewels: 1 vote
2nd Flowerchild17: 1 vote
2nd Molly The Hippy: 1 vote
2nd Phoenix-Indigo: 1 vote
2nd Red13Faerie: 1 vote
2nd PinkMoon: 1 vote
2nd PooBrain: 1 vote

The Woodstock Award for Biggest Hippy:

I was surprised to win this one, as I've not really considered myself much of a hardcore hippy in some time. But people have long memories. Nevertheless, a lot of hippies put in a good showing here.

1st Peace-Phoenix: 3 votes
2nd Dharmamillo: 1 vote
2nd Shedtroll: 1 vote
2nd Molly The Hippy: 1 vote
2nd Smartie.uk: 1 vote
2nd Paulfreespirit: 1 vote
2nd Dapablo: 1 vote
2nd Mudpuddle: 1 vote

The Are You Having A Laff? Is He Having A Laff? Award for Funniest Poster:

Comedy king this year is Paulfreespirit with Lithium as comedy Queen. Well done for keeping us all entertained! People like you make this forum worth reading in the early hours of the mid-essay crisis morning! Quite a few runners up too taking joint second place. Molly the Hippy made it due to his consistent habit of voting for himself. Not quite sure why Power 13 made it into this list, but since he did, he'd better get back to telling jokes!

1st Paulfreespirit: 3 votes
1st Lithium: 2 votes
2nd PooBrain: 1 vote
2nd Peace-Phoenix: 1 vote
2nd Harry Tuttle: 1 vote
2nd Dharmamillo: 1 vote
2nd Power_13: 1 vote
2nd Molly The Hippy: 1 vote
2nd L.A Matthews: 1 vote

The Osama bin Laden Award for Craziest Poster:

Quite a lot of crazies on this forum at the moment. Paulfreespirit and Molly the Hippy did well to pick up bronze and silver respectively. But there can be only one king of crazy, Mr Bearded Bear Loving Ben Laden himself - Jonny2Mad!

1st Jonny2Mad: 5 votes
2nd Molly The Hippy: 3 votes
3rd Paulfreespirit: 2 votes
4th Fountains Of Nay: 1 votes
4th Lithium: 1 votes

The John Major Award for Most Serious Poster:

Somehow Lithium managed to get nominated for craziest and most serious poster. That shows pure dedication to madness, and so I'm proud to present Lithium with the gold medal of Major.

1st Lithium: 3 votes
2nd L.A Matthews: 2 votes
3rd Degenerate: 1 vote
3rd Anaconda Man: 1 vote
3rd Peace Phoenix: 1 vote
3rd Jonny2Mad: 1 vote

The Boris Johnson Award for You’re A Right Wing Bastard But We Like You:

There could be only one really. That loveable right wing bastard - Jonny2Mad!

1st Jonny2Mad: 4 votes
2nd Cerebus: 1 vote
2nd L.A Matthews: 1 vote
2nd Degenerate: 1 vote
2nd Balbus: 1 vote

The Chief Cowpoop Award for Most Provocative Poster:

No contest here with Molly the Cowpoop around.

1st Molly The Hippy: 3 votes
2nd onny2Mad: 1 vote
2nd Fountains of Nay: 1 vote
2nd DQ Veg: 1 vote

The PETA Won’t Blow Me Up This Year Award for Owner Of The Best Pets:

I'm proud to present Cerebus and his loveable dog Rox with this award, along with PooBrain and her many beautiful pussies. Congratualtions, you've won yourselves a get out of being blown up by PETA free card! It was a tough vote, as there are some lovely pets out there, reflected by the spread of votes.

1st Cerebus: 2 votes
1st PooBrain: 2 vote
2nd LankyMidget: 1 vote
2nd Mudpuddle: 1 vote
2nd Bokonon: 1 vote
2nd Warmhandedcanadian: 1 vote

The Adolf Hitler Award for the Kindest Person:

Joint winners, and deservedly so, are Dapablo, Mudpuddle and Flowerchild17. Glad you could all come back to Hipforums to spread some kindness this year. But a good number of runners up too, showing just how many kind hearts we have amongst us.

1st Dapablo: 2 votes
1st Mudpuddle: 2 votes
1st Flowerchild17: 2 votes
2nd Lankymidget: 1 vote
2nd Claire: 1 vote
2nd Erzebet: 1 vote

The Bad Penny Award for Returning Poster:

With Hipforums UK relaunching itself this year, there was always going to be a lot of names popping up for bad penny. Poo Brain clinched it this year, with Dharmamillo a close second. It was a great surprise to see Bokonon and Lithium back this year, you've really helped make this forum. I'm not sure Power 13 ever left, but he does have the habit of turning up when you least expect him! And Aunty Al, whilst technically not a returning poster to this forum, many people knew her from another forum, so I'd like to welcome her here with open arms. Thank you all for coming back and helping to make the relaunch of Hipforums UK the great success I think we can all see it has been.

1st PooBrain: 3 votes
2nd Dharmamillo: 2 votes
3rd Bokonon: 1 vote
3rd Lithium: 1 vote
3rd Power13: 1 vote
3rd Aunty Al: 1 vote

The David Cameron Award for Best Newcomer:

With so many great newcomers this year, it was never going to be an easy choice for anyone. Well done Harry Tuttle, our first newcomer since the relaunch, for winning this, and well done John for coming a close second in so little time here. But let's not forget Experimenting Youth, Red13Faerie, Cerebus and all the other new faces who've turned up this year and helped make this forum great again. You've all brought something unique to this community, and we're all thankful for it.

1st Harry Tuttle: 3 votes
2nd John: 2 votes
3rd Experimenting Youth: 1 vote
3rd Red13Faerie: 1 vote
3rd Cerebus: 1 vote

The Beryl Reid Jury Prize For Least Annoying Johnny Foreigner for Best Foreign Poster in the UK Forum:

Really no need to even count the votes on this one. With a landslide victory, Flowerchild17, our very first Honourary UK Forum Yank takes the prize. Congrats to the runners up, including Phoenix Indigo, though of course she's one of us now too.

1st Flowerchild17: 8 votes
2nd Warmhandedcanadian: 2 votes
3rd Phoenix Indigo: 1 vote
3rd Piney: 1 vote
3rd Skip: 1 vote

The Dorian Gray Award for Cutest Poster:

Lots of cute people here this year, and by popular consent, Flowerchild17 is the cutest of the lot.

1st Flowerchild17: 2 votes
2nd Taz: 1 vote
2nd Autumn Jewels: 1 vote
2nd Torz: 1 vote
2nd Claire: 1 vote
2nd Fleassy: 1 vote
2nd Samhain: 1 vote
2nd Peace-Phoenix: 1 vote

The Uncle Cunlice Award for Best Name:

Interesting to see Molly voting for himself in a different guise here. But hard lines Cowpoop, Dharmamillo takes the crown again this year, what a name. Nirvana quoting Lithium's in there too.

1st Dharmamillo: 2 votes
1st Lithium: 2 votes
2nd Peace-Phoenix: 1 vote
2nd Mudpuddle: 1 vote
2nd Shirley: 1 vote
2nd Fountains of Nay: 1 vote
2nd Jonny2Mad: 1 vote
2nd Chief Cowpie: 1 vote

The Cosmic Space Haddock Award for Best Signature:

First prize goes to John with a whole host of runners up. Looks like there are some great signatures all round.

1st John: 2 votes
2nd Peace-Phoenix: 1 vote
2nd LankeyMidget: 1 vote
2nd Honeyfugle: 1 vote
2nd Psygrunge: 1 vote
2nd L.A. Matthews: 1 vote
2nd KozmicBlue: 1 vote
2nd Autumn Jewels: 1 vote
2nd Lithium: 1 vote

The Che Guevara Award for Most Political Poster:

Hasta la victoria siempre to Peace Phoenix, winning the hat with pride. Congrats to my nemesis Jonny2Mad for taking second place, and to other runners up Chris and HollowayJay for consistent committment to leftist struggles. El pueblo unido jamas cera vencido!

1st Peace-Phoenix: 6 votes
2nd Jonny2Mad: 2 votes
2nd Chris: 2 votes
3rd Hollowayjay: 1 votes

The Withnail Award for Drunkenness:

It was a closely run race between L.A Matthews and Paulfreespirit here, but Matthews wins it, probably for his signature alone!

1st L.A. Matthews: 5 votes
2nd Paulfreespirit: 4 votes
3rd Red13Faerie: 1 vote
3rd PinkMoon: 1 vote
3rd Warmhandedcanadian: 1 vote
3rd Molly The Hippy: 1 vote

The Cheech and Chong Award for Stonership:

No close race this time. This was not a contest, but a coronation! Who else could it be? Duck apple soon, stoned again, eh fucken santa claus. Congrats to Paulfreespirit for being a hilarious stoned poster and generally all round great guy.

1st Paulfreespirit: 6 votes
2nd L.A. Matthews: 1 vote
2nd ManInAShed: 1 vote
2nd Warmhandedcanadian: 1 vote
2nd Molly The Hippy: 1 vote

The I wonder where they are now? Award for Departed Old Posters:

Tip your hats and pray silence for all those MIA. This does not include Chief Cowpie - we all know where he's gone!

1st Mr K: 1 vote
1st Sunny: 1 vote
1st Matthew: 1 vote
1st Zeitgeist: 1 vote
1st Miss Mercy: 1 vote
1st Tom_UK: 1 vote
1st Chief Cowpie: 1 vote
1st Josie: 1 vote

The Pooball Prize for Smelliest Poster:

Who else could it be but the one and only PinkMoon! Smelly Kat, smelly Kat, what are they feeding you? Pooballs that's what....

1st PinkMoon: 3 votes
2nd Peace-Phoenix: 2 votes
3rd Paulfreespirit: 1 vote
3rd Matt In Vegas: 1 vote

That's it for another year guys, thanks for voting. Well done to all our winners and runners up. And well done to everyone here really, for helping to make the UK Forum probably the best forum in the world. It's all been a bit of fun, just some shameless popularity contest. And on that note, I'd like to announce the next project that will be in the pipeline...

The return of...




















































HIP BROTHER!!!

 

Yeyeyey!! Aren't we still joint winners of Hipbrother??????

..and woo.. for an award!!

 

There have been three Hip Brothers.


2002: Winner Peace Phoenix
2003: Joint Winners Ellie Rose (PooBrain) and Peace Phoenix
2004: Neither of us competed, so Man In A Shed sailed to victory.

I'd quite like to enter again, but if no one else is up for running Hip Brother, I'd be happy to set it up over the summer when I have some free time. It's about time it made a comeback....

 

I dont mind running it if you want!! its quite fun

 

Sure, if you want to be Hip Brother, then I'm up for that. It's quite a bit of work to sit in the chair, which is why I wouldn't have time to run it till the summer. But if you're up for it, we can have a chat and arrange setting it up around a timetable that suits you, and then start auditioning for contestants....

 

Yeah no probs.. I did the last one.. Its was the I'm a hipforumer get me out of here or something

Can't wait

 

Thank you, you pair of kindly souls.

 

these elections were fixed i tell you!!!!
I dont know why i won the poo award when PooPheonix is clearly the biggest poo of all....grrr...hehe serves me right for not voting or Sal coul dhave been a joint winner..

 

i protest these elections... i voted for peace phoenix as a right wing bastard and i don't see a vote for him

 

I wasn't eligible you gender confused maniac. Nor was Skip....

 

At least I didn't win the Award For Person With The Most Dedication For Making A Twat Out Of Themselves award again. I'm still amazed I won it in the first place.

 

Ahh, knew I'd forgotten some of the old award categories. Oh well, there's always next year....

 

*clears throat*

*starts crying instead*


OH IT CANT BE TRUE, IT CANT!!!

I'm honored, truly honored. You guys have been nothing but kind and wonderful, and that made my heart melt, and really made me smile I'll post a picture to live up to my title of cutest member, hopefully (insert halo over head and batting eyelashes here) and I'll keep leaving u's out of words Thanks for all your votes, I'll never forget!


And when Hip Brother rolls up, I would love to be up in that, please let me know!

 

I think we've found our first contestant!

 

:applause: so when do we all take over the houses of parlimant :saucer: time to go blair :behead: been dying (pardon the pun) to use that smilie.

 

Fook... I forgot to vote. Hmmmmm Can we do it again?

 

And thus, I am the winner! Yeah! I'm so happy I got a vote for Mr UK Forum! I love you all! MWAH ya fuckers!

 

Close call, with the Withnail award, Paul.

 

MudPuddle's a women?!

 

Well there's always next year. In the meantime you can enjoy being joint Miss UK Forum 2006! And of course you can be a contestant on Hip Brother....