Favourite Words For Sex

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  1. Cerebus

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    Spanking the Cunty.

    Okay, i just made that up, sorry.
     
    Cerebus, Oct 13, 2006
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  3. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    Mission
     
    J0hn, Oct 26, 2006
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  5. Spuff

    Spuff Where's my ciggies?

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    Funking!
     
    Spuff, Nov 12, 2006
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  7. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    Twangers and mash
     
    J0hn, Nov 12, 2006
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  9. raymond the fabulous

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    leg over
     
    raymond the fabulous, Nov 13, 2006
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  11. JethroZoso

    JethroZoso Member

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    Horizontal Tango
     
    JethroZoso, Nov 19, 2006
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  13. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    Got another one:


    Cex. When I were a young kid in one of my old schools in maidstone kent, I used to write the word Cex. Now I obviously misspelt sex. Cex. Used to write it everywhere or engrave it on benches. Then teacher caught me and got an earful of blah.
     
    J0hn, Nov 19, 2006
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  15. Spuff

    Spuff Where's my ciggies?

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    Snu-snu!
     
    Spuff, Nov 20, 2006
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  17. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Spunking a kebab
     
    lithium, Nov 20, 2006
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  19. Spuff

    Spuff Where's my ciggies?

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    I thought that's what kebab house proprioters did in kebabs?
     
    Spuff, Nov 20, 2006
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  21. Cerebus

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    "up the wrong-'un"

    I like that one. :)
     
    Cerebus, Nov 21, 2006
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  23. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I saw a road sign that said

    COCKING
    DIDLING

    And I thought, those are both good words for sex...
     
    lithium, Nov 21, 2006
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  25. Cerebus

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    Diddling i associate more with female masturbation, for some reason.
     
    Cerebus, Nov 22, 2006
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  27. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    skirt lifting. Always liked lifting up skirts. Have kinda always wanted to lift her skirt:drool:
     
    J0hn, Nov 22, 2006
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  29. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    panting and panting, time to do a little semen decanting
     
    MollyThe Hippy, Nov 22, 2006
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  31. Cerebus

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    Chunting the Funbox.
     
    Cerebus, Nov 23, 2006
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  33. Columbo

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    Spearing the bearded clam
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    Prodding the monkeys chin

    as in "how did it go, did you prod the monkeys chin"?
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    "did you spear the bearded clam"?

    from Viz Profanisaurus
     
    Columbo, Nov 25, 2006
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  35. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    lol@the bearded clam!
     
    verseau_miracle, Nov 28, 2006
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  37. sentient

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    Parking the Rolls Royce
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    visiting the nun with the bishop
     
    sentient, Nov 30, 2006
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  39. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    I don't suppose a "shag" is out of the question?!
     
    Raskalization, Nov 30, 2006
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