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apparently their full of vitamins.......................WHAT CHAT UP LINES DO YOU USE WHEN TRYIN TO COP OFF ? :uhoh2: .............

 

I usually just smile and tell them I'm really attracted to them.

 

Ive found guys usualy ply me with alcohol, i think one day im gonne be sick on someone deliberately just to show them

what happened to the romantic old days of having a theological conversation or politcal discussion, then again that may be the point where people say fuck it lets shag

 

Well I acted motherly with my boyfriend and fed him up etc.. must of won his heart that way

 

"'scuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

The women fall around my feet

 

most original has to be do you come here often

 

i just asked them out for coffee, or buy them a beer.