Men, stop smoking = bigger cock + better sex + more money

Nothing new, but I wanted to share this with you all.

I've quit smoking (as in ordinary cigarettes) successfully for 6 months now, started jogging and began to use a more healthy diet. The results, in my case, are "spectacular":

1. strangely enough, my dong has become much thicker; I think some 25% or so; it also lasts longer and is much stiffer (probably due to better blood circulation)

2. my condition is much better, I can keep pumping for much longer now; the girl appreciates this

3. my clothes, my breath, my body doesn't stink any longer; the girl appreciates this

4. I save about 5 euros per day (=7 dollars), so do the count: that's about 150 euros (220 dollars) per month; with this money, I buy my girl stuff; I get more and better sex in return

In short, quit smoking and a whole new world opens up. Your cock and the people using it will thank you.

 

good for you. I think smoking is not the biggest problem when it comes to quitting "to do better"

 

Good to hear! I'm against smoking, so I always smile to hear about someone quitting

 

So sex is better if you buy your girl stuff?? WTF. I'm all in agreement that to quit smoking tobacco is nothing but good, but saving money to buy stuff to exchange for better sex...??

 

No smoking and exercise is really good for ciculation, since smoking and being lazy leads to poor circulation, and better circulation adds to a better dick.

 

Indeed, I'm a firm believer in the economic exchange theory of sex. I don't really believe a thing about romantic love.

Good genes = more chance to find good mates in exchange
Spending lotsamoney on chicks = better sex
Spending lotsamoney on chicks so that competitive dudes see you're doing well = increased masculine ego = increased sex appeal = better sex

Really!

 

Good for you for quitting smoking, it is a stupid habit and bad for your well being. Just the fact that you'll live longer and better is reason enough to quit.


Congrats...

 

questions for original poster:

~ are humans fundamentally intelligent animals then?
~ what is the point to our existance if this is the case [if there is a point?]

 

1. we're animals, that much is certain. That we're intelligent animals, of that I'm less sure.

2. isn't the point of our existence to pass our genes on to the next generation? And if possible, to spread them to other parts of the cosmos?

Don't you think that's nice enough a challenge?

 

So, let's review what we've learned.

Life is good because women want a big penis and lots of gifts.

Sa-weet. But don't tell Camille Paglia, Mkay?

 

Even with all the peer pressure at school, i dont like the smell and i dont like the taste so i dont smoke anyway, however lame that makes me look lol.

 

Nicotine is a vasoconstrictor, which means it shrinks the blood vessels. So, naturally, it shrinks your "masculinity" ... but I have a question, how long did it take before you noticed a difference in size? Has it been gradual over the six months? I am an asshat and can't seem to put enough effort into quitting, despite the facts. But 25% increase in girth! That's incentive enough.

 

It's true. Now throw some kegel exercises in there, and tell your gf to enjoy the ride.