Who likes to quote Beowulf during sex!!! À?

These threads about increasing your semen volume and such are really meaningful, but how about this: Quoting Beowulf while fucking!!!

This is it! Like you could say, "Oh, baby, i wanna stick this thing in you The Helming princess then passed about
among the old and the young men in each part of the
hall, bringing the treasure-cup, until the time came
when the flashing-armed queen, complete in all virtues,
carried out to Beowulf the brimming vesse Oooh. Yeah, oh, yeah, like that. Your tits. Yeah."

Then you could say, "Let's do it doggy Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought
countless ills upon the Achaeans. Many a brave soul did it send
hurrying down to Hades, and many a hero did it yield a prey to dogs
and vultures, for so were the counsels of Jove fulfilled from the
day on which the son of Atreus, king of men, and great Achilles, first
fell out with one another. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, do it. Yeah, I like that way you do that. Yeah."

 

Hmm, sex with you must be quite interesting.

 

You're a sweetie. Long live the lovely girl who writes articulately and without fear about her sexuality.

 

Well, with me, I might improvise the Song of Solomon a little bit-'your breasts are as towers of ivory, and their milk as sweet as the finest nectar'. (The bride in that poem was from my ancestors' hometown in Lebanon-I guess it's in my blood :arabia: )"Your lips are sweeter than the honey of Babylon, and the heat of your loins more intense than the Arabian sun".....


Well, I've been acuused of being too romantic/poetic, but what the hell? That's just me...:dance:

 

You rock, DQ.

 

quoting beowulf would be interesting

 

Exactly! That's what I'm saying! You know Trixie, the way you have your pics set up... the angel Trixie on the left implies you're the bad girl on the right. Not that you look bad...

Now Beowulf bode in the burg of the Scyldings,
leader beloved, and long he ruled

 

im confused by that, im both of the girls, i just died my hair in my costume =P

 

I think the pic on the left is just smokin' hot. :flowers:

 

why thank you

 

Haha, that is one of my faves.

 

yeah its cute

 

Yea, I'm going crazy with these new smilies. :spliff: And using them is cheaper than going to the florist!....:flowers: :drummer: :flowers:

 

This is just odd.

If someone started quoting ancient epic poems to me during sex, I think I would start laughing ... which, by the way, CAN be excellent, despite all you boring people who get offended when your partner laughs in bed ...

(hope THAT provokes a dicussion )

 

oh yeh, have you ever laughed real hard during an orgasm? its an awesome feeling.

 

laughing and cumming.. have to try that