Hi Van. I too am a newb. I am a little nervous about introducing myself as I am a little large, and this makes me very self conscience.... actually I am morbidly obese, but I don't like that phrase. I will basically eat anything I can chase down at any time, I have a problem. The only major positive in my life is that I work in IT, the most nobel profession on this planet (in my humble opinion) I would say I work more than a lawyer, but thats just me. Could be why I am so huge. It was nice to meet you, and maybe I'll make my own thread at some point.
Nothing a few lovely young ladies can't fix... assuming they can get over the fact that I live in a van. But like my father always said, "If they won't do it in a van, they just aren't worth doing." Good ole Cornelius, I'll never forget him.