Whats funny to stoners?

what would your ideal hilarious situation be involving weed? what would u setup or do in a scenario to make somone piss themselves laughing?

money isnt an issue, nor is transportation, amount of weed etc.

 

Very, very good post. I would have to say, things that make me close to piss laughing, would be situations like in the movie "meet the parents" when they guy was looking in that kids room for clean clothes, and he happend to of looked his underwear droor and the kid walks in and goes "dude, are you sniffing my boxers?" Anytime when someone gets caught an exremely akward position is hilarious.

Also, you cant get enough of the good ol things like MadTV skits. Anything making fun of todays society such as "laguna beach" and those type shows for drama queen stuck up bitches.

Also, there is this kind of funny i think might be the best. Just a crazy random ass idiot making a fool of himself. Such as this Youtube skit i found myself laughing on the ground from. http://youtube.com/watch?v=MNxwAU_xAMk (watch the whole thing, its only 2 minutes)

 

is it my fucked up scripts or is that link not working? /\

 

it works and it was retarded


i cant think of one thing funny but everytihng is funny and this doesnt make since at all cuzz i got high and didnt do my homework

 

Anything that is funny sober is funny (if not funnier) stoned.

Random, spontaneous stuff gets me rofling

 

I would blaze a blunt while sitting in that bar where Borat played Throw the Jew down the well. My heart would probably explode from laughing.

 

Haha that muffins video clip was the funniest thing i think i have ever seen in the past 2 days... but i think i want to try the paper clip muffin or maybe the cartoon one looked pretty good.

 

Im glad someone enjoyed it as much as I did.

What would you like fa breakfast johnny?..MUFFFFFINS









"I lost my appetite"
"Youll eat a muffin, AND YOULL LIKE IT"

 

well i made up a word called trepent and it equals 35. tre = 3 pent =5 so trepent whic is repent = 35 then trepent=35

 

well one time me and a few friends were sitting in a field in the middle of the night. we had smoked a tonnn , we had been there for like 2 hours and we were still smoking and it was really quiet and dark. all the sudden this kid just screamed in a really high pitch voice saying "shit son"

i remember i didnt stop laughing for like 5 hours after that. im laughing at it still right now. cuause im high

 

i guess this thread should be more like "what would you like to see" to make you laugh because yea alot of random scenarios etc. happen out of no where that are the funniest

 

i would love to see rosie odonnel climb the sears tower king kong style ( i know king kong wasnt on the sears tower but thats where rosie would do it)Could you possibly set this up for me Digital?

 

something strange which would surprise me.

 

damn little tree sloth comen at me

 

one day me and two of my friends were driving arund smoking, and we were down near the beach and we stopped behind this really dumb, stuckup rich girl that goes to my school. so we had some french fries in the car from lunch earlier on in the day. so one of my friends got the greatest idea ever.he jumped out of the car and dumped the whole bag(?) of french fries on top of this girls car. her and her friend jumped out of there skins when he came running up to their car cause they didnt see us behind them. so once the whole lot of fries were on the car a whole flock of seagulls (and i mean a shitload of them, mabe 30 or 40) attack their car for the fries. we had to sit at the stoplight for like 5 minutes or so cause this one is really slow. we could not stop laughing cause they were freaking out and getting attacked by seagulls and when they pulled away, all the seagulls followed them and their car was COVERED in bird shit. that was one of the funniest things i have ever seen. ever

 

i find impressions of accents that are really good funny... like robin williams , but not overdoing it. standup comedy is one thing that always makes me crack right up. in everyday life, i like to see political incorrectedness thats like blatant, its so funny (like from my grandpa, that sorta thing, not bigger)...

and just crazy shit of course, thats like a category of its own and can be sooo funny sometimes... like my friend likes to try this thing at the McDonalds drive-thru where he obscures his speech with an indian accent, like really thick... and finds out if they get the order right. they always do!! i cant even understand what he orders sometimes lol... nuts, they should be interpreters

 

I fell over laughing just picturing this.

I would invite a few friends over, get really fucking high, and slowly one by one have people in mascot costumes come in and sit with us, me acting as if nothing abnormal was happening. Then slowly one by one they would leave. And nothing would be said.

The hardest I have ever laughed in my life was when my girlfriends dog was rolling on her lawn. It was not funny, at all. I just couldn't for the life of me understand what was going on and kept screaming between laughter "SHE IS RUBBING HER FUR OFF!!! STOP HER!!!!" Ahhhh.... summer...

 

^^ OMG that mascot thing is so fuckin funny, mascots are hilarious

 

omg the part where she looks away for like a second, and the cam gets another view and her head is moving upward omg that shit was fuckin hilarious!

 

anything on mtv where theres 1909736067 sub plots that are completley irrevalent plus the horrible acting, always a good laugh when high.