Keep in mind it was 2AM

I was thinking of a weird new venereal diseases.

What would you do if you woke up one morning and discovered that you had a captain crunch hat growing from your penis or your lady equivalent?

 

here is a picture
Remember, just the hat.

 

I would buy a little jacket to go with the hat.

 

I would masturbate.

 

I would buy a little jacket to go with the hat. then I would masturbate.

 

You have to admit that no one would have ever thought of this. (Sober)

 

Bellfire, you're weird.

 

I have to laugh because I can here the person now, calling 911 and here is how the conversation goes.

Person: Help!
911 operator: What seems to be the problem sir?
Person: I have a legion on my...er...thing.
911 operator: Your thing, sir?
Person: Yeah I have something strange growing off my penis.
911 operator: Can you describe it sir?
Person: Well, it looks alot like the hat off the capt. crunch guy.
911 operator: (laughter) Repeat that sir.
Person: You know, the hat captain crunch wears.
911 operator: (scowls) You know it's illegal to make crank calls on this line don't you?
Person: I'm serious maam.
911 operator: Well we will send someone out to have a look at it. (more laughing)

 

Coincidentally, this happened to me just a few weeks ago.


Bellfire, you can come take a look, if necessary. Ya know, for research or sumthin'.

 

I much rather see a picture lol. That would be funny to see a picture. Maybe that guy can make a signature pic out of that for me lol.

 

I would rush to the Hospital with some assistants, if not for that for mental support