The Most Fucked Up Thing You've Done High

what is the most fucked up, regretful, I'm gonna go to hell type of thing you have done while high? let me start it off. in 9th grade me and 2 of my homeboys pissed in somebody's kool-aid and tequila and sprinkled shit crystals in it. then we made a toast and all had a drink and a laugh while he threw up. i then jacked off and busted a nutt on his moms bed pillow.

 

hahaha! wow, thats insane ^^^

with me......wow, where do I begin? I cant even remember actually. haha. I sometimes dance really weird, I say weird shit....I used to be good at french and then ID start yelling at people in French. haha. Shit. I cant think of anything. I think I need to be stoned to properly answer this,.

 

um well a few days ago I waded across a flooded creek... and its about 40 degrees out here, and the water is much colder, considering its been snowing and all in the past few weeks. my legs were numb for a pretty long time, and I'm not talking cold, I'm talking completely numb.

 

I walked over a 40-45 yard long metal sewage pipe over literally a river of shit. About 20 yards worth was over the river and the rest was over rocky land, and it was about a 25 foot fall to the ground. Once we got to the other side we realized we were way to high to attempt to go back over it, so we had to call a friend to pick us up.

 

U THINK THAT CRAZY , NIGGA U AINT CRAZYYY

 

ummmmm.....

 

If LegendG says you aint crazy...then your FAR from crazy.

But that was fucking hilarious. Once, I busted a nut on this kid who i hate while he was sleeping, it was about a year ago when me and about 10 kids bought a hotel room for the night, when everyone passed out, i started jackin off cause i was drunk/high so i figured WTF. After i busted i held the jizz in my hand not knowing what to do w/ it. I went over to Greg and smudged it all over his forhead/face. I stayed up all night just to see his reaction...and lemme tell you, it was worth punching myself in the face numerous times just to stay awake and watch it.

1 thing though, I dont regret it, but its close to one of the craziest things ive done while high.

 

fuck you and your stupid legendG shit god damn it

 

remember when ajay slapped that base head for asking if he could get a 20 for $7.50? that shit was hella funny and then he gave ajay a condom for no reason

 

What the fuck does that have to do with anything? 1st thing, AJ wasn't high. 2nd thing, that's not the most fucked up thing he did. Step it up MD. It was funny though. That dopefiend was doing the Michael Jackson dance from Thriller.

 

i went to this icp concert the night before halloween. i got fuckin drunk off my ass and the cops took my ticket away at the gate, so i tried to sneak in by crawling through a woodss, a waist high creek, and a huge chainlink fence just to end up passin out under a truck.

 

^^^ ahhhh thats a good one.

 

Well, one time me and two friends were riding around smoking a few blunts and this fuckin cab driver cut us off. So we were pissed and followed him to find out where he lived. We came back later that night and fuckin slashed his tires, threw spark plugs through all of his taxi windows, broke his side-view mirrors off, busted his mailbox all to shit, and shattered his security lights in his driveway. Twas quite entertaining, as fukt up as it may have been.

 

What I would do just to chill with you for one day. I have a feeling we would get along great. Your the fucking man. Time to smoke a bowl for you and your previous post.

 

hahaha thanks man. I'd enjoy having a nice toke with you as well. I don't care what they say about you. I've always thought you were cool as fuck, if for no other reason than the fact that you speak your fuckin mind man. I just can't, for the life of me, understand why the hell you encourage BastardG. Dude's a taint licker from hell man.

 

what the hell are shit crystals.

i dont think of you people any less but i strongly discourage this sort of behavior. unless youve had it done to you, then i cant blame you for getting back at teh world

 

i was at a party last week wer this one boy was apparently tripping on ALOT of shrooms, everyone was too pissed and stoned to realise it was a horrible thing to do to someone tripping, but basicly we taped his mouth shut, tyed his eyes and hands together and then showed him in a wardrobe for like 5min, lol when we got him out he had pissed himself, crapped and was soaked in sweat, tremedously funny at the time, really regreting it now :S

 

^^ wow, you are gonna pay through the ass for that later in life.

ps - IM SO HAPPY BECAUSE THE IGNORE FUNCTION WORKS!!! I HAVE RIDDED THESE BEAUTIFUL FORUMS FROM MASTAG'S SHIT-STENCHED POSTS!!!!!!

 

i know, and it scares me to think wat karma will do :O

 

I havent done anything really fucked up while high yet, but I've been stoned during some things when I really SHOULD NOT have been, like during tests and while helping family and friends get through emotional problems.