Nature's Cologne

When you have no cologne/perfume, no AXE, or any other smell-good types of spray, you need a substitute. When this happens to me, I lock myself in a small room with a fat ass blunt/joint/bowl and hotbox that shit. I come out smelling like fresh pine and recieve complements all day in reference to the wonderful scent emanating from my person.

Anyone else?

 

I remove the genitalia from a frog and rub them about my person the effect on women is amazing. They just can't get enough.

 

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lol

 

toads piss, shit, and release their sexual payloads out of the one hole. is this the case for frogs?

 

^^ it's been a while.... welcome back

 

man the thing is, i have cologne, lynx and sprays more often then i have weed, so....

 

damn i have a hard time undertsnadin this thread this mornin

but i leave cologne and axe for arabs...i eat oranges yes I smell like it

 

Damn I thought I was the only one who used oranges as a cologne.

 

Damn I was high as fuck last night. I barely even remember making this thread. My apologies for this retardedly stoned waste of bandwidth. lol

 

hahahaha

 

you may smell a little skunky

 

Nah, I smell like Georgia pine.

 

haha i walk around all day smellin like pot with red chink eyes. stoner pride

 

if i find my self stinking, which happens from time to time, and i have no deodorant i like to use that i call "free-odorant"
i go into a public restroom, put a bit of hand soap in my hands an rub them together, once the soap starts to thin out i rub it on my body/clothes till i think the smell is gone... wa-la freeodorant!

or another thrifty way is to go to a grocery store or a pharmacy and go to the deodorant isle. find the type of body spray that you like, spray yourself and leave.

i remember one time a few years ago me and my friend went to a grocery store to de-smell. i just sprayed myself with body spray and put the can back on the shelf, which is considered "testing" not stealing. my friend stole a stick of deodorant....
we got back to my car and this ghetto/gangster type dude started walking toward my car. i thought i was going to get mugged. he knocked on my passenger side window where my friend was sitting. my friend opened the door and the ghetto guy pulled him out and slapped a pair of handcuffs on him. turns out the gangster guy was a security guard or undercover or something.
my friend got arrested. he asked if he could search me and i agreed. he frisked me and felt something in my pocket and asked "wat you got? some weed?" i said "no" he pulled it out and it was a hackey sack. i then said "may i go now" and he agreed.

moral of the story is freeodorant may seem like a ridiculous idea, but it may keep you out of jail!

 

all my clothes smell like cologne/deoderant so unless i hot box i'm usually ok

 

that, and i have a bottle of some nag champa spray i ... spray every now and then

today was the first time i used that stuff in about 2 months