christianity prooves its sanity at last !

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512

This kind of science is great - who said christianity had nothing to teach our kids?

this man is a true christian and a genius of our age !
wow I am so glad he's around christianity prooves its fitness to teach science
wow read what this genius asks

This man is surely the greatest scientist christian of all time and now I can honestly say that due to him my views on christianity in the education system will be permanently fixed and vehemently in favour of true reason

 

What actualy concerns me is whether or not you are aware this is some antichristian satire.
Not a real article.
You know this right?

 

It all makes perfect sense soesnt it?
what do you mean satire? you mean the Onion made it up ?
No he's telling people what he believes and more to the point he advocates teaching it in schools - thats brilliant really - I hope christians are proud of what a rich scientific heritage this man and others like him are provving to the world not just about christianity but christians in general
This man and his science could lead christianity back to its rightful place as the fountain of knowledge ahead of everything science without christianity taught everyone - its perfect - reason mixed with faith what better - what more lucid reason than this man teaches is there?
Oh yes - eat yer heart out Einsten heres Burnette - no need now to wonder why an apple fell on newtons head - god dropped it on him
maybe it was supposed to be a reminder god was there but newton, being the numb nutz that he was, thought it was some force unknown

 

Holy Cow.. Im not sure but i think you really do believe that.
Amazing.

Id write a biting article in which some Naturalistic Evofundie determines that any complex working information happened by some unguided force.
That would be hilarious except the problem would be that its not satirical... it actually IS what they believe.

Just in case anyone else is confused here - The Onion is a satirical website.
The fact that people need to keep making these 'stupid christian characters' to knock down and ridicule should tip you off how badly the anti-ID crowd has failed.

 

Que ?
what?
No the man is brilliant really - I thought you believed in god - its the only RATIONAL explanation
god makes apples fall and sparks rise to heaven in honour of god
suddenly you sound like some lefty kinda atheist

 

People who are opposed to Intelligent Design Theory.

 

hardly a failure is it? its more like a meeting of minds surely REAL science has come to realise god has produced a genius to match any ungodly rival
This man may spark an uncrushable revolution taking us back to the glorious beautiful days of uncorrupted religion where science is put in its place and god once again in his wisdom crusades against false religions and newfangled innovation

 

Oh shit - just when I was about to laugh my ass off at proximo - whaddya know ! the hand of god strikes and flicks him out of HF

Ah well there goes another belly laugh !

 

double post

 

well ofcourse if god makes apples fall he also makes proximo say alotta dumbass shit and get banned
god has a plan for everyone, and god wanted him banned so he could feel prosecuted and self rightios

 

If dynamite was brains that boy proximo wouldnt have enough to blow his hat off

 

well, i wouldnt go that far
you never can really tell what a christians brain might be capable of if they just turned it back on
but theyre trained (not taight..trained) to dispell thought as the devils work
theyre trained to shut off the rational mind and just believe
its odvios that thought is the enemy of faith..
isn't it theoreticaly possible that prox could be inteligent if he allowed himself to think?
isn't that why he hated us so much cause we challenged him to actualy think? (meanning we must be agents of satan if we inspire thoughts)
choosing ugnorance isnt necasarily a sign of stupidity..more likely either desperation..or..weakness
being told what to believe takes alot less effort then thinking for yourself and comming to your own conclusions based on facts and observations

 

FYI, and every else's, this is his second time to be banned...he was Erasmus70 in his (presumably) first incarnation on HF earlier this year. The all-round style and tone was unmistakable.

Personally, I'm sorry to see him go, even though he was getting pretty out of control. He must have really pissed Skip off.

 

yeah he was a big troll
and lived under a bridge in the philosophy forums
and whenever he heard the clipety clop of a post
he rushed out and obnoxioused everyone silly