Mom's Fiance's Dick

Hahaha, this thread kicks ass in a "what the god-damn fuck is going on" kind of way.

 

man, if you walked in to see your mom sleeping and a naked man beside her choking his dick.. eww- man, it was just so fucking long. Its disturbing, hes so nasty. he'll go to the bathroom with the door open. Its just stupid. He knows there are two teenage girls in the house, its just not right.

and yeah, i knew he had one- but honestly .. would you ever want to see your moms fiance's dick? I cant look at him in the same way any more.
i dont know, maybe im being childish- but thats what i am.. a child.
and he shouldnt do that kinda shit when he knows that the bathroom leads into their room.. or at least he should lock the fucking door.

 

The problem's not the dick, then--it's him. These accidental things happen in every household, and are things that are normally not dwelt upon. But since you don't like him, you've come here and made an issue of it. Perhaps you can find somewhere else to put the towels in the future so you never have to see that ghastly organ again, and have your delicate, innocent, feminine mind corrupted.

 

damn straight.

done.

 

Did it remind you of that movie "anaconda"?