Best Trippin Quotes

ok so my friend me and the person that posted right above me were all at his house smokin a ton and my other friend was listening to his ipod while smoking. he was listening to some DJquick song and i guess it makes a hooting noise.. all of the sudden he goes HOOT HOOT!!! really loud and it was the funniest thing ever.. just sittin there holdin the bowl and goin hoot hoot! it was good times..

 

lol dude wtf is DJquick
i thought he was listening to that eric clapton song

pilgrim, or something like that?
idk maybe i was just to baked to know what was goin on.

hah remember when i was sitting there with my hands raised up and then i randomly put one of them down... oh good times

 

"I've been to jail 3 times. Wanna see my arm?" - our friend Steve on shrooms and weed.


We were laughing at Steve later that night and he goes:
"Man, if my friends were here, they'd be laughing at me too... I mean, that's not what I mean!"

 

"OHHH WOOOWW"

-Salvia

(Salvia hits you hard, like you feel nothing at first and then in one second BAM!, it just hits you and that quote is that second it just SLAMMED me)

 

this one i actually posted on a forum yesterday after the 2 bottles of robitussin kicked in for my first dxm trip-"peace out my penis and see what it makes"this one sounded familiar when i wrote it but idk where i got it from.

later on looking at the gate in my back yard-"this is the gateway to the rest of my life"

later later on:
me-"they want me dead"
friend-"whose they?"
me-"the school officials"
this was reffering to when my mom called me and said that my old assistant principal called and said he had something that concerned me.it turned out they were only warning my mom that 2 kids who've been skipping school said they would go to my house to skip.though i truly thought they were out to kill me.

 

Contemplating friend: "Mouth...tastes....like...(thinking)

Other Friend: "Yeah! mouth DOES taste like!"

Good ol' acid...

 

friend, squirming around on the floor- 'i've got no BOOOOOOOONES!!!'
me, watching- 'really? i have some spare if you want to like, borrow them. But just til yours grow back okay?'

Dunno what my friend was on, but i was just really stoned.

 

Chinese kid in my class: "Where are we sitting?"
One stoned person: "a ROCK BAND"

 

at the peak of a mushroom trip me and my buddy were watching a documentary on tv about how they make chocolate and it gets to a part where you see the chocolates dropping from the assembly line into a bucket and my friend reaches over to the side of the TV a coupla times, like he's trying to catch something. after the thrid or so time he just goes "oh". Like he just realized something and it made him really sad.
So i ask him if he's going to share any.

 

i looked up at the sky and said to my friend: wilfred the parrott: oout of my mind...yes that's what i'll call my autobiography

 

At a party, two uniformed cops showed up complaining about the volume.
arty:
Some one in the hallway utterd "hey, we didn't order any strippers!"

 

Ahahaha imagine seeing that. Thats hiolarious!

 

everyone shutup! im trying to align myself with the plants!

 

(he pulls out the dice from a monopoly board) what are the dice for?

 

Me on acid randomly shouting 1 hour before peak - "Duuuuuuuuuuude! I think I was sick tomorrow!"

 

my friend after kicking a sofa and i asked what he was doing:

"i want to get under the sofa into a magical world"
on mushrooms

 

Last night me and my babe were smoking DMT and WW in the same bowl and so we got like, INTENCELY fucked-up. Anyway, about 15 minutes in we were just completly out of it (we were cuddled-up in the backseat of my car) and all of a sudden she started mumbling about aliens and then she (stay with me here) repeated this exact phase for exactly 4:11sec "Fuckles...the pink ranger radio!" in a vioce kinda like she was singing one of those commercial jingles.

I will NOT be administering ANY more DMT to her.

 

in the car doing a lot of sally and pot

me:guys this drug isnt hitting me yet
llans:yeah dude this sucks
eddy:hahaha
me:SHUT THE FUK UP NAKED INDIAN I DONT WANA SUCK YO DIK
llans:dude wtf

llans on mad pot dragged me and eddy into the bathroom

llans:HEY MAN
me:what
llans:U KILLED IMURA!
me:who the fuk is imura
llans:U KNOW THE SAMURAI!?!?!
eddy:dude u lost yo mind
llans looks at him and slaps him then we all proceed to fight

...drugs make u so retarded sometimes lol

 

At ripplefest a couple-few years ago. About 100ft from the stage, the ground was like a swamp it ws so muddy. My DH and I had eaten some mushies and were just walkin around. As I am known to do when I trip, I found myself sloggin through the middle of the mud. He wanted to stop nd take a pic of the stage and for som reason it struck me as the most ridiculous thing in the world. I started yellin at him " have you lost your damn mind?!? We're in the middle of the amazon and you wanna stop and take pictures? If I stop movin I'll have to live here!" Never mind the fact that during this whole exchange we were probably stopped for way more time than it woulda taken to snap a pic.

 

"im not trying to be anybody, im just trying to walk straight"

my friends and mine first time tripping on shrooms right before junior year. we ate and eighth and were out of our minds, walking down the street, and i guess i was talking in a way that johnny depp did in fear and loathing, and my friend got all deep and was like "dont try to have someone elses trip man, be yourself". he was always being deep and stuff when we got high and i always hated it so i replied the above quote as kind of a fuck you to him in my mind at the time haha. we'd spent like the whole week prior to this watching easy rider, fear and loathing, slc punk, any movie that depicted tripping, i had just finished reading kool-aid, we were psyched and we were young and had no idea what we were in for.
i was zonked to say the least

i just tripped acid for the first time wednesday, and im positive some random trians of thought came out in verbal form, no quotes in particular stand out tho