girl friend's first time

hey I'm smoking with my gf this weekend and its her first time. What do you think I should smoke her out with?

 

by the way, I don't have any rolling papers or access to them, and I roll really shitty joints with regular paper. also I dont have access to a real pipe, so these are what I make do with

 

I would suggest a 3.5g blunt, but that's not one of the options, so I voted for homemade bong.

 

eh, i'd say empty the tobacco out of a cigarette then pack weed in... it may burn fast, but would be the simplest and could serve to sidestep the whole teaching a new person to hit a bong... but if thats not an option, i'd go with the batty... simple and generally easy for a new smoker to work right iwhtout much thought

 

i don't exactly know what a "batty" is... but don't do the cigarrette-rolled-with-weed thing. "it may burn fast" is an understatement, lol... at least in my experience. given, i didnt really know how to roll at the time, but my joint would be done in approx. 30 seconds with cigarette paper, as opposed to a few minutes nowadays rolling well with rizlas. but different results for different people, as tns says, "different tokes for different folks". if it works, all the power to ya. but if you're gonna get a cigarette and re-pack it, i'd say buy a captain black's or something and re-pack it instead, it will probably burn slower...

anyhow, im going with apple pipe, 'cause it's really fun. but if you want to make sure she gets high, make the gravity bong... i also find, since it forces smoke directly into your lungs, it actually burns/irritates my throat less than normal bongs.

 

if ur gf is too stupid to use a pipe/bong etc. then you shouldnt be dating her lol. just use a pipe of some sort or make a bong

 

^ lol im always amazed at the ways people find NOT to smoke weed right, even more experienced smokers. especially if they've never toked on their own.

 

exactly. make a gravity bong and teach her how to use it and stuff or just show her a video since it looks complicated but its really pretty easy. and you 2 would be blazed off your asses and you'll deffinatly be getting laid

 

dood, I say apple. Its easy to make, fun to use, and adds a lil flavor to the rips. I did it my first time and totally recomend it. Plus who can actually say dood, I smoked out of an apple my first time.

 

cook her some brownies

 

For my first time, I smoked out of a pepsi can and played Conker's Bad Fur Day for the N64.......fookin hilarious.

 

haha, i got completely wrecked before school, had religious studies after, i was laughing my dick off since our teacher started going on about miracles for a few min, and i remebered a south park episode where a statue of mary starts bleeding, basicly has a period or something < pretty paranoid after that- every1 was starring at me while i was coughing and laughing :O

 

my first time was out of a tinny (at the time I didnt even realize it tasted bad, so oh well) and then I kind of wandered into the middle of a busy road, at night. needless to say, I almost go hit by a van that was doing 50 mph+, which scared the shit out of me. after that, I kept asking my friend things like, "dude... I'm pretty sure we got hit and we're in heaven now. er, is this hell? where are we?" and stuff like that.

 

the apple pipe. she'll think its cute

 

damn, jniggs. lol

 

eh it wasnt really that bad... I don't mean I cheated death by like 6 inches lol. but they definitely did hit the brakes pretty hard, and had to swerve into the other lane, so I guess I'm lucky they were paying attention. they missed me by at least 10 ft lol, but it seemed alot worse... at the time I didnt understand that weed made you paranoid and all that, so you can imagine how intense it was.

 

^^^ thats fuckin crazy dude. its like one of those "dont smoke pot" ad's on tv.

 

"Dont smoke pot or you will wonder cluelessly into heavy traffic in the middle of night, almost get hit by a swerving van, then freak out by thinking your dead."

 

man, try your best to get your hands on a legitimate glass piece. that's so much more classy (more classier?) than like a gatorade bong. treat the lady right!

the first time i smoked was out of a nice glass chillum. i have yet to use anything made out of like papertowls and aluminum.

 

^^^concurred. use some real smoking devices and not homemade shit.