Pissed..

Within the past 2 weeks, my mom has taken my weed and now my alcohol.
blah..:hysterica

 

Pwned.

 

in the face

 

with a sledge hammer

 

sexually?

 

Interdimensionally?

 

Trippedalia you killed the never ending sentence!

 

yeah.. my mom Pwned me in the face with a sledge hammer sexually?

 

Well these things have to happen every couple of years. Keeps the balance of the cosmos

 

laughing my ass off.

at the sentence. not you dude...having no drugs sucks hardcore
Thats why you gotta be careful with yer stash...

 

Wtf? Having no legs, or arms, or a penis/vagina, sucks hardcore. Having no drugs is having no drugs.

 

god thankyou, drugs are some bonus extra thing, if you have them or not, even whether youre happy in life or not, isnt really going to matter much to the whole universe.

 

Did you know that relative to there size, barnacles have the biggest dicks in the world?

 

getting owned like this can be dangerous to ur health

 

barnacles are the man, and a half.