Sarah Hates Native Americans

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Peace-Phoenix, Oct 11, 2006.

  1. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    I have definitive proof that Sarah, AKA Flowerchild17, AKA the Honourary UK Forum Yank, is just as imperialistic and genocidal as the rest of her countrymen. Hiding behind a facade of liberal leftism and pseudo-tolerance, she actually hates Native Americans and wants to see them all wiped out!

    This is a transcript from our conversation:

    Closet brass player says:
    whatcha workin on?


    Cable Street - No pasarán! says:
    reading for an essay


    Closet brass player says:
    i'm studying for a US history test friday


    Cable Street - No pasarán! says:
    US history must be easy, there's hardly any of it


    Closet brass player says:
    haha actaully no, becuase in reality it's world history from an american point of view and also we got back into native american times and what not


    Cable Street - No pasarán! says:
    they didn't write much down, so little history to know


    Closet brass player says:
    yeah, but still i hate it


    Cable Street - No pasarán! says:
    you hate native americans huh?


    Cable Street - No pasarán! says:
    good thing you wiped them out eh?


    Cable Street - No pasarán! says:
    not many left to study


    Closet brass player says:
    haha yes, that's exactly how i feel


    Cable Street - No pasarán! says:
    how would you best wipe out the ones that are left then?


    Closet brass player says:
    just as we did before, passing out diseased blankets, giving them tainted food, full out war... ya know, the usual...


    Cable Street - No pasarán! says:
    damn, that's harsh


    Closet brass player says:
    yes, becuase like i said, i obviously feel that way


    Cable Street - No pasarán! says:
    i'll have to quote you on that



    And so I did. The shocking truth revealed....
     
  2. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

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    Excuse me, that conversation just isn't the same without the smiley faces and my sarcastic sense of humor... Ahem. :eek:
     
  3. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    In the world of print media, there's no such thing as smiley faces and tones of voice....
     
  4. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

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    But online there is, and you failed to include them. :(
     
  5. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    So you think winking and sticking your tongue out, whilst discussing the butchering millions is appropriate do you? Not only do you admit to being a closet fascist, but you're upbeat about it too! Your list of crimes grows longer....
     
  6. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    i saw the missing smily's...ya could hide em but i still saw em there...:)
     
  7. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Indeed, I've annotated my copy of Mein Kampf with smileys where I thought Hitler meant them to be :p
     
  8. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    It always amazes me that they always miss off the bit at the end of the Communist Manifesto. It should go:

    WORKING MEN OF ALL COUNTRIES, UNITE!
    ...lol;)


    Everyone takes it so seriously[​IMG] It was clearly all a joke!
    Anyway I always knew Sarah was a closet racist:eek:
     
  9. PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Senior Member

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    shocking news hehe!!
     
  10. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    I heard they found the first page of the Bible the other day. It had been missing for centuries. After heavy restoration work, they managed to discern its message:

    "The following characters and events are fictional. Any likeness to real individuals, organizations or agencies is purely coincidental."
     
  11. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

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    Jon, you make me sad. :( And I know they'd find that page someday... Just took so damn long... And you've admitted to being a dirty capitalist so I wouldn't even talk :p
     
  12. bokonon

    bokonon Senior Member

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    Hahaha - That's the funniest thing I've seen/read/heard all day!
    And I watched Ian Mackellen in 'Extras' this evening :eek:
     
  13. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    Oh bugger, I missed that, what day is it repeated on?
     
  14. bokonon

    bokonon Senior Member

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    I think it's Saturday...But I don't know...Making this post rather pointless!
     
  15. L.A.Matthews

    L.A.Matthews Senior Member

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    Hahahahaha! Sal, you have a wicked sense of humour. I really love it. :D
     
  16. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    I though I should just revive this thread for the benefit of any newcomers. Can't have anyone proceeding under the false assumption that Sarah does not hate Native Americans....
     
  17. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

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    :leaving:


    I'm still trying to figure out how ANYONE could believe this dirty capitalist over me... The cutest poster!
    :angel:
     
  18. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    i like native americans except for when they are native american givers
     
  19. ryno

    ryno Member

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    Homeward drove us roadside and forgotten. Lonely island ocean bourne.

    For bronze and friends...

    PS. L.A. Matthews, that barber post was screwed up! :D
     
  20. L.A.Matthews

    L.A.Matthews Senior Member

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    What do you mean?
     
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