Jellyfish and other weird sea creatures in the deep blue

...You mean star fish?

 

Yes although starfish are not actually fish so their real name is Seastars.

 

And Seastars are quiet stupid in real life. They don't do much and move slowely. Also they hide under rocks like this fella.

 

Spider monkey's arn't actually spiders either...Let's call them Black-hairy-monkey-with-long-narrow-limbs. Hahahaha!:tongue:

 

Hahaha! That gave me a chuckle.

We should also remember that, believe it or not, Sea Cucumbers aren't actually cucumbers! I think we should call them grotesque green dildoesque lifeforms....

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo

 

Hahahahahahaa! :lol:

 

I'm surprised they didn't have anything else under "Uses". I have often used a dildo to scratch my back, or even close the door and change the channel of the TV when I can't be arsed to get up off my arse, or I've lost the remote control.

 

Go, kraken!
Did you guys see (it might have been on blue planet) the undersea lake? It was a lake of methane on the ocean floor, surrounded by a shore of yellow clams and kept in place by the incredible amount of weight of pounds per square inch of the water. I was absoloutely amazed. I mean, and underWATER lake!! What mysteries lie in the belly of the sea.....

 

Anyone heard of that weird mythical bishop. I think it is half human half squid or something and it lures women near the edge of the waters? The ocean is so deep, who knows what is right at the bottom.