twinkies

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by lover/young_peace, Aug 13, 2004.

  1. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Twinkies are not only disgusting, but amazing. I've been trying for awhile, and it's almost impossible to light one on fire. Twinkies will survive nuclear warfare!

    And did you know, the song, "Yellow Submarine" was about a giant twinkie???

    Think about it... "And our friends are all aboard, many more of them live next door..."

    --Twinkies come in 2 packs!! There's the twinkie next door! :eek: --

    Actually, twinkies only have 3 holes so one of the Beatles has to be left out. A sign the Beatles would one day break up??? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!!!

    I can just say the word "Twinkies" and I crack up. I can picture Roger Daltrey eating a giant twinkie... oh but that's something completely different!

    god twinkies.... what can i say... just Twinkies are the most amzing thing in the world. Too bad they taste like cardboard.

    Lets start a twinkie cult I'm all for it!!


    so... why do you love Twinkies???

    BTW, theres a reason this is under the bullshit forum ;)
     
  2. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Hey, there was a Family Guy episode about that...
     
  3. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    I didn't know that, but it's true... they just might.
     
  4. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    But you failed to include why you love Twinkies... ;)
     
  5. CoolDudeTreeHopper

    CoolDudeTreeHopper Member

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    YEAH! twinkies are goovy! they leave you with a full feeling cause you cant pronounce any of the ingredents... and they're yellow and squishy! yup. they Rock..
     
  6. JamminJim

    JamminJim Member

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    Twinkies ohhhhh man i dont even know where to start with those things. its probably the worst thing u can possibly eat. i tihnk everyone should only eat twinkies and only have our kids eat twinkies. what would happen? would we all die from lack or nutrition? would we all become big giant cockroaches with wings? would George bush vanish off the face of the earth? i say we find out whos with me????
     
  7. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    twinkies twinkies, onward ho


    ho-hos that is, maybe we can add ding-dongs and mounds? man this is sexual
     
  8. stardust

    stardust Banned

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    will some one please explain to me what a twinkie is? i have heard of them but have never seen or tasted one.
     
  9. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    haharoger daltrey eating a twinkie......hilarious that made my day thank you!


    twinkies are really good frozen. freeze them for like an hour and a half and theyre soo good!
     
  10. stardust

    stardust Banned

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    yeah, but what are they? sweet, savoury, pastry, chewy?
    what colour and flavour?
     
  11. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    EWWW i don't like twinkies, so i don't know why i'm posting...what's worse are the low fat twinkies.....ever have the banana twins by little debbie? those are good!!!!
     
  12. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    Sweet - falsely

    Savoury - no

    Pastry - it's a pastry wannabe

    Chewy - kind of.

    Color - blonde

    Flavour - Cardboard sponge



    Everything you wanted to know about twinkies.

    I still can't light this bitch on fire!
     
  13. 4_Leaf_Clover

    4_Leaf_Clover I Love

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    i have not eaten a twinkie in something like 10 years.

    i am more likely to use the word 'twinkie' as a descriptive term for a certain type of person.
    actually, the thought of twinkies is right now making me very ill...
    ugh... twinkies...
    :p
    i like your conspiracy theory about the beatles and twinkies though. quite insightful :)
     
  14. malina

    malina Member

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    malina Member

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  16. malina

    malina Member

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    well i love twinkies cuz the name is so funny.. ding dongs run a close second
     
  17. lover/young_peace

    lover/young_peace Senior Member

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    You have no idea how much that amused me. Thanks, I was laughing for hours. :)
     
  18. ryupower

    ryupower NO capcom included

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    People dedicate sites to twinkies?? What's this world coming to??
    And lover / young_peace you forgot the white cream inside (o_O that didn't sound right...)
     
  19. juicy_redgirl

    juicy_redgirl Daphney

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    I love twinkies! Yummers! I always make my mom buy a box when she goes grocery shopping...yep I eat almost a whole box of twinkies every week. lol And that's why I probably get a chubby belly when I get lazy and don't exercise...:confused:
     
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