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Discussion in 'Christianity' started by simonoedipus, Nov 24, 2006.

  1. simonoedipus

    simonoedipus Member

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    Ok,so if there was a Devil, You signed away your soul to him and he granted you anything you wanted what would it be?.

    I'd ask for painless death (once i reach 101), Good looks and that includes looking like i'm 21 once i reach the point of departure. Musically talented. Able to attract women whether they love me or not. Good in bed i guess.A place to live where its safe and i'm able to adjust the climate at the flick of a switch. All the latest gadgets. Basically all the provisions i would ever need or want.No harm to come upon my family(pain included)........................... Oh yeah, and a guarantee i'll not be treated too harshly once i get to hell because you're not such a bad bloke after all.

    In return i'll give him anything he wants.


    terms and conditions apply.
     
  2. bustramp

    bustramp Member

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    Ha! The devil wouldn't keep his end of the bargain! He'd kill you early ( you'd die before your time) he doesn't rule hell, he's going there himself. The devil is a liar, thief and murderer and is like a roaring lion seeking whom he may devour.

    And if he can get ya in hell before your time he will!


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  3. simonoedipus

    simonoedipus Member

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    Kill me before my time?. I don't get it, if god supposedly kills ppl before their time its ok i guess. It just leaves their loved ones left behind to pick up the pieces.


    The devil made me say that:)
     
  4. Columbo

    Columbo Senior Member

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    so if there was a Devil, You signed away your soul to him and he granted you anything you wanted what would it be
     
  5. simonoedipus

    simonoedipus Member

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    Maybe wanting all the stuff i mentioned is too selfish but it does sound good on paper..hehe
     

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