I would rather:

Even if I were a guy I'd rather french a transvestite.

 

I'm surprised so many would french kiss the TV. Me personally, at least the fat old woman is still a woman. The TV is a GUY, and I don't want to be kissing a guy. And hell, the fat old woman might have some mad skillz.

 

speaking as a chick, i'd rather have the hot and heavy kiss with the potential for penetration from a lovely - very sexy!

but are we talking pre-op or post-op here? hehe

 

jeezuz its only a kiss, it would be over in a moment - that fat chick is gonna be down there a while!

 

None. Torture is torture, I won't pick one over the other. I just wait for them to put the gun to my head. But I'd pick the fat hag if I'm allowed to close my eyes real tight.

 

Its tough, but probably the fat girl, depending how fat though.
If she was like 4ft 6 and weighed over 180lb, no way lol. It would be a little less disgusting if i had to kiss a transexual rather than a transvestite, ah screw this, i refust to give a solid answer!