girl friend's first time

go for an apple pipe, like someone else said she'll prob think its kinda cute, and also from experience toking up ganja virgins most the time bongs are kinda intimidating (holy shit im a holding it right? doing it right? fuck what if i spill all the water? etc etc)

plus apple pipes are just nice

lol for my first time i had 4 or 5 brownies.. needless to say i was fucked off my tits wandered around the festival eating candyfloss and shouting about how it makes me feel cartoony.. good timeees good timees

 

apple would be easiest for her

and it'd be tasty

just tell her to not eat the apple afterward

 

i also say get something glass
a glass blunt, a pipe, bong, chillum/bat,
gravity bong can hit pretty hard for a first timer, you want something easy to control the size of the hit

 

okay, it has to be portable since were going out. So battie (home mad chillum) and apple pipe are the two choices available

 

my first time smoking was at a steel pulse concert with a white rasta who let me hit his spliff. My first time high was at a friends house on a nice sunny day with a huge home made bong and some headies.

 

shit dude it didnt even go down, cause I had to go to ohio to visit my racist grandpa (the bastard) for thanksgiving, and shes busy on sunday. But it'll happen next weekend, so I've decided to go with the apple pipe

 

Why not a joint or a blunt? Maybe it's just me, i haven't toked yet (first time is this week) but i'd rater one of those two than a homemade...but, whatever suits your and her needs best.

 

well I cant man cause its hard getting a cigar for a blunt if your under 18 or whatever and I dont have rolling papers. Its really really fucking hard (at least for me) to roll a j with ordinary paper. I can do it, but it would be so shitty its hardly worth trying, I want her to have a good first time

 

oh ok, i assumed you were over 18, im not, but im planning on buying 2 gs and some papers from the dealer. but I don't want to jack your thread, hope your girlfriend has a good first time.

 

thanks man, you as well!

 

If it's her first time, try to put it in her butt-- she won't know what's goin' on.

 

yess!

 

cook it.. melt it in milk
it's pretty easy.... and it bites hard.... you just don't have that feeling of smoking.... because you eat it

 

give her like a gram worth of knife hits

 

use bible papers... those work peretty good if you have the right kind of pages

 

i think the right choice is apple

 

yeah, thanks man, I think the apple is the right choice too. haha I dont think I should try to stick it in her butt. I know if I was a girl and a guy did that to me my first time I would dump him. but I know I'll still have a good time shes so gorgeous

 

haha shit, I'm jewish man, we only got torahs hahahahaha

 

my first time was a joint that i shared with some random guy at a concert, but i definately suggest the apple. plus she'll see that you made it for her and think its special, corny as that sounds

 

haha. as much as it sucks, the apple might be replaced with an inhaler and tinfoil. But I dont think it will cause I'm thinking if I pick the smallest apple we got it'll fit in the pocket of my hoodie. Also I have a funny story about apple pipes. My friend once tossed an apple pipe when he was done with it, and it accidentaly rolled into the street, and they thought it was a BOMB, and they cleared people out of their houses and shit like that and bomb squad came and secured the area. hahahahaha