You guys suck.

Is that title descriptive enough? Better be. I'm just kidding though. You guys would be cool if you sucked. I mean I could use a nice BJ right now. Hey, Fitzy, wanna help a brotha out?


Just thought I'd say hi since I know how much you fucktards miss me.

Dueces.

 

awh, I'll help out

 

Just wanted to continue to get my post count up even though nobody can see it any more.

 

uhm, no. you aren't getting a BJ from me buddy.

 

got you a volunteer right here bro....i didn't even have to go looking

 

Fine, you're fired.


And Lynsey, where the hell is my cocaine energy drink? I've been waiting for ever. I told ya I'll pay for the shit.

 

oh yea, the cocaine drink....still wanna try that

and i was never hired

 

haha, i think you were secretly acquired without recognition.

 

No one misses you.

 

Well I do... my aim sucks.

 

i miss you!! like a dog misses fleas! hahahaha!!


no really i do.

 

well, apparently I don't suck well enough to be asked to "help out" :tongue:

 

I don't know, I think you should test this theory on someone that contributed to this thread
I nominate myself, of course, since I was the one to think of this and all

 

no, he just wants a guy to do it...you're "helping out" skills may be very good, but he prefers the guys

maybe if you wore a strap-on he might reconsider, but not likely

 

When the hell are ya getting your legal affairs straightened out so you can get your ass out to cali, do the real thing with me and stop being such a pussy with these stupid drinks . Great thing about cali...laxed drug laws

 

Hahahaha... maybe I should ask for a strapon for xmas :tongue:

 

I'm surprised Adam won't let you use his on himself.

 

Two things here:

1) I'm not gay.
2) I'm not gay.

And lynsey, I'm working on it. I've got like 2 months, 3 weeks, and 5 days til I'm off probation.

 

Hey man it's cool. Just cause you like it up the ass don't mean you're gay.

Hahaha, j/k

 

right on. we're gonna celebrate my friend, we're certainly going to celebrate.