Listen, your will to work is extremely noble but don´t quit school man. Because 9 bucks an hour cleaning floors is great now, but imagine making many times that when your an intern at a multinational and a lot more when your hired !! Take it from me.. yes it´s important to live NOW but a very interesting frase I read in the New Yorker said: You live the results of old plans. So plan your future today whilst your still young to have a nice life in the future. I made a couple of wrong turns in my life which resulted in about 2 years thrown away, now im on my feet studying Administration at college and working for a Chinese multinational technology company. To sum it up, stay in school man no mater what.. it leads to indipendance to bad you probably dont care about that becase your still a little young, but keep this valid tip in mind. Bye !!
hmm....at 16....my first job was a seasonal job at a toy store....DO NOT DO THIS.... next was at a chick fil a.....all my friends worked there....reatil for a bit...that sucked...its just so boring. Then I started waiting tables....I hate it, but 10 years later, Im still at it. You can travel wherever you want and get a job. Flexible schedules, and cash in your pocket at the end of the day. PLus, you get really good at it and $100 tips WILL happen. And I know how to talk to people.....I have honed the sarcastic tone and sideways glance...I can handle just about any asshole.
work iz 4 slavez nut Hippyz, they only get high an hang out by gettting donationz frum both duh slave rulerz an duh slavez themselvz... all people are in auw uv longhaired plant eaterz.
Yes "hippyz" are scavengers and gypsies. They live on air and good vibes.They can stretch a dollar for a week and then refuse $10,000 because of "karma". Everything comes to them and yet they burden no one. It's a magic act performed by idiots. They don't know what time it is or the day but they know what you are thinking. If you want to be a hippy stretch your mind around all that workaday crap and let the bubble pop. When you pick up the pieces you'll find a nice bowl of oatmeal waiting at the kitchen table and your sweetie painting pictures of flowers on the roof.
what i hate about being mid-teens and looking for a job is that some places won't hire you because you don't have experience, and you don't get experience because no one will hire you but i work at Pizza Hut, it's awesome, i get paid to get stoned and eat free pizza
ive never sold pot..but i smoked alot at that age, like two years ago...and im not much smarter nowadays, i actually think i got immensley dumber, kids r smart, especially wen faced with actual information and truth...cops r such a non issue, people pretend like they r some great powerful force, the really powerful force lies in our heads, telling us not to do shit for fear of the cops and other crap
oddly enough every hippie i have known has worked at a pizza place. my friend ia a manager at little caesar's and that's all he does, smokes and bosses people around, gets paid. i work at a restaurant as a server/expediter... i wouldn't recommend expediting, it's stressful for low pay, but bussing can be okay at restaurants where you get tipped out. that way you get both a wage and cash in hand... i'd actually rather bus sometimes than anything else, i have to talk to less people that way!!... serving's not too bad though. you just have to know how to keep your shit together.
I sold as a kid and as an adult. I almost got caught at least twice a year as a kid and never once came close as an adult. Perhaps my experience was an atypical one though.
Taken from Hippy job performance evaluations. 1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom andhas started to dig.” 2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.” 3. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of adefinite won’t be.” 4. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like arat in a trap.” 5. “When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to changefeet.” 6. “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.” 7. “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails toachieve them.” 8. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.” 9. “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, thebetter.” 10. “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it alltogether.” 11. “A gross ignoramus — 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.” 12. “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.” 15. “He’s been working with glue too much.” 16. “He would argue with a signpost.” 17. “He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.” 18. “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.” 19. “If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s theother one.” 20. “A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.” 21. “A prime candidate for natural de-selection.” 22. “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.” 23. “Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’tcoming.” 24. “He’s got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is outlooking for it.” 25. “If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice aweek.” 26. “If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.” 27. “If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.” 28. “It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.” 29. “One neuron short of a synapse 30. “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.” 31. “Takes him 2 hours to watch ‘60-minutes’.” 32. “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead”
