what historical figures would you like to have sex with?

A young Kaiser Franz Josef ... or maybe Haile Selassie

 

Delilah!

 

Shakespeare, Mozart; Marquis De Sade; Mary, Queen of Scots... list could go on... !!

 

Thomas Jefferson

 

Agree re Jesus and of course Dali. I've always gone for bad boys so John Dillinger would have been for me, as well as Clyde....

 

i was gonna say jesus, but was afraid someone would comment that Jesus' existence has never been proven to be factual......hell, i'd sleep with him anyway, lol!

if we're gonna go pseudo-mythical, i'd say king arthur and a whole pantheon of pagan deities, hehe, but i was trying to stick with proven historical figures

alot of fantasizing in history class? alot of fantasizing during my entire life!

 

fyi, he's only into black chicks

 

fyi, he's gay

 

eve

 

alexander loved both men and women: "he added concubines to his retinue in the manner of Dareius, in number not less than the days of the year and outstanding in beauty as selected from all the women of Asia. Each night these paraded about the couch of the king so that he might select the one with whom he would lie that night." (wikipedia)

he had three wives and fathered two children as well, so i don't think he was gay, just free lovin'

....how about a threesome with jesus and pilate?.....on second thought, i'd rather do it with jesus and mary magdelene - sexy!

 

Cleopatra sounds good, I also say Mata Hari. But for most historical people, I would first like to see them in person. How the hell would they really look like.

Jesus existence was proven actually, I thought by a Roman census. Shakespeare's existence is more doubtful.

 

He can close his eyes.

 

Not sure I'm into any hysterical figures. I have too much baggage myself.

 

i can't remember all their names, but certainly sharon tate and when shirley temple's acting carreer ended because her development was begining to show arround age 12 i think it was. that little cutie with the big butt bottaccelli married and made all those deadly cute pichers of. i think it was bottaccelli, i'm not certain.

well really there was a time i'd "go to bed" with anything female and adolescent/young looking. the way women in entertainment for some reason, i guess that was the culture then, sort of almost had to look like.

that was before i stopped giving a dam about going to bed with anything.
(and the culture became so fanatical against anything eroticly aesthetic)

=^^=
.../\...

 

even better - then i can with certainty say....bring him on!

think the apostles would want to watch? hehe

 

Well the GLOW Girls made history back in the 1980's
so they are historic figures (of a sort) :H

That being the case I'd do The Farmer's Daughter


Hotwater

 

Maybe Judas comes in kissing cheeks. :tongue:

 

Joan of Arc.....she was a hot chick!!!

 

history class is filled with hotties - messalina, jezebelle, mary magdalene and her friends in the biblical babes category. And then theres catherine the great and marie antoinette. Loose women certainly helped write the history books!

Boddicelli had some great models, but they werent exactly historical figures who posed for him. Hes one of my fave artists of the human form tho, male and female, and I love his sculpture.

 

ah, judas getting cheeky, eh?....i think some cheek kissing would be in perfect order for the fantasy i had in mind