All-time favorite insult?

Well?

I thought of this the other day when watching an episode of King of the Hill. Dale said "You people are the feces produced when SHAME eats too much STUPIDITY!" :lol:

 

I got in a fight at Job Corps with this smelly motherfucker that, at all times, smelled like he had smeared urine all over himself and used brown/green liquidy feces as mouthwash. After he hit me in the face, I looked at him and said "damn dude, now my face stinks. If you plan on hitting me again, would you please wear some rubber gloves, as to prevent me from having to dip my face in folic acid for cleansing?"

 

ashame I lost the weight and you're still ugly. I usuaully say this jokingly though to people who know they're hot and know I'm not serious.

 

"You fuckin' idiot. Next time you want to try to be funny, write it down and check with me first."

 

lol, thats a good one. i love these

 

I like that one.

 

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Thank you. It's my personal favorite. I'd like to say I made it up, but I can't say for sure as I know nothing is original these days. I will say that I never heard it anywhere before I started saying it.

 

Hahahah, that's awesome.

 

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hahaha^^^

 

Sorry to say molly, but I've wondered the same thing on multiple occasions.

 

I told a "nameless banned member" that he makes stupid people look smart, and he took it as a compliment!

 

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youre a worthless piece of shit. the best piece of you ran down your mama's leg and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

 

Is that your face or did your neck vomit?

 

If you were anymore envious, you’d be as green as the pee stains on an Irishman’s underwear




Hotwater

 

I wouldn't piss on your teeth if your mouth was on fire...

 

My father to my mother: Are you sure she's mine? She has the common sense God gave a rock..
Mother to my father: Well she takes after you.

 

"Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself"

Simple, but I've always loved it