I do the ultimate thing men fear

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by lynsey, Nov 30, 2006.

  1. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    I make fun of my exes fucking to my friends... and I have got everyone to do the same...we had a reinactment talent show at a haloween after party and got quite the laughs.
    Does everyone do this or am I evil? A couple of them are so laughable and think they are sooooo good i am thinking of making them my subject for open mike night on sunday-there are two who would never visit this bar and I want to win. My girlfriend has agreed to play the part of me and I think I could pull it off if I got drunk enough.
    Am I going to hell?
     
  2. omgimmatt

    omgimmatt Visitor

    no, i dont think anybody cares including your exs, theyre the ones who got in your pants and ur the one who is upset about it
     
  3. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    hahaaahaaaaa alright then I don't feel too bad about it. You live in cali? I'm in san diego.
    I'm not upset just amused at one of them calling me and telling me I must miss the sex (hahaaaaaaa) and the other one letting me in on his current sex life (like I really wanna imagine planet of the living dead do porn...barf)
     
  4. Haid

    Haid Member

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    Sounds like you are just a jealous spitefull person to me. What ever makes you feel superior though.
     
  5. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    nah I am not jealous of my ex fiance or an ex boyfriend...I just find it hillarious that they both think they're good in bed and pleased me without ever giving me an orgasm...especially enough to think I still wanna do them. Come on haven't you ever had a lousy lay who thought they were great and that you missed 'the sex' after things were over?
    Maybe I need to find a non-hippie site ya'll are making me feel like my humor is demented or something ;) I need to stick to myspace with my other demented bitches.

    bring on the one minute men and the cervix bumpers...I miss it...I am kind of a bitch though and maybe I am jealous that I would like to have a penis myself...oh shit I forgot about the viagra taking dude who thought I wanted it bad enough to wake me up in the middle of the night...that's just kinda too mean though maybe I shouldn't go there...hmmm I gotta be fair.

     
  6. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    I see no women responding...because you biatches know you do this with your girls too...you don't have to lie to kick it...come on come out of the closet!
     
  7. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Well to be honest, I think that's pretty immature and I'd never ever do it personally. :tongue: But then I suppose we all have our own immature traits..
     
  8. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    No...because if they were not doing it right...I would tell them while I was with them and work on it !!!......I dont mind playing teacher.
     
  9. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Yea, you should tell em if it's just not working. They can't always figure everything out for them selves. :D
     
  10. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Yeah man. The reason they think they are so great is because you never said otherwise. You are feeding their ego by not letting them know that they are terrible lovers. Shame shame.
     
  11. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    Man ya'll are brutal!
    No I expressed my dissatisfaction and they still insisted they were the bomb and either that I was too wild in bed or too tight or tried to play off their limited fucking time as them thinking I am hot-not them being selfish...hahaaa guys don't like to be told they're lousy in the sack...of course I attempted to approach the subject in a nicer way than saying they're lousy...seriously you can not tell me that I am one of five girls on the planet that does this. It's not like I would ever do it about a nice guy or somone I cared about.
     
  12. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    Well I have no problem with it. I'd do the same thing if someone sucked in bed.
     
  13. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    heheeeeh boys are funny when they imitate girls they've been with...
     
  14. AreYouExperienced

    AreYouExperienced American Victim

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    Right.. since we all know that whether or not the woman has an orgasm is entirely dependant on the male...
     
  15. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    ^^^Good point.
     
  16. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    No, I have never and would never do that.
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i've never had a bad lover. probably because i make sure i get my cookie.
     
  18. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    trust me it is. when you are with somone who is insanley sexy in everyway and treats you like a princess in the day in public and a whore in the bedroom they flow pretty freely outta me. Even the thought of some people touching me almost brings me there because they are that fucking sexy I know I would climax like mt everest with them ;). It's all the guy

     
  19. lynsey

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    I think I need to up my standards...and my orgasm success rate will improve and be with somone wild and kinky once in awhile
    I think i go for too many metro sexuals...shit my last date got a manicure before our date ):
     
  20. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    ooooh, damn cervix bumpers, they suck.
    I bitched about one guy, but that's because he hurt me (cervix bumper) even after I told him it hurt. I mostly bitch about him on the net though, I think I told one of my friends once. However, my galpals have often gotten drunk and gloated about the size of who they were with, and I've listened to other galpals critique men's lack of technique... it's very amusing to listen too, though I've been blessed with mostly exquisite lovers :D Helps that I'm rather, erm, vocal about what works on me :D :X
     

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