Certo?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Hyphy, Nov 30, 2006.

  1. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    i'm sure you guys got this question before but, i searched the forums and nothing came up. Sure Jell Certo, my brother in law said this shit cleans your piss out if you mix 1 packet(some do 2 to be safe) with 64oz. of water, gatoraid or cranberry juice 90 min. before you take the test. your supposed to piss once and save the second for the test, or something like that. if anybody's tried this i would love to know if it really works. i've searched it on the net and it has gotten rave reviews but, still. thanks.

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  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Never even heard of it.
     
  3. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

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    dude that sounds so killer. It'll be at the grocery store, right? Not one of those special order things?
     
  4. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    yeah, my brother in law got me a pack at Safeway. I think it was around $3.
     
  5. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

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    niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee. haha southpark
     
  6. 420everyday

    420everyday Member

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    Certo always worked for me. My friend who is a huge pothead did the certo/water method for a job at a nuclear power plant & passed no problem.
     
  7. BelladonnaBlue

    BelladonnaBlue Member

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    Someone told my hubby about this method too. There is a way to try it...most big pharmacy chains sell THC test kits these days for around $20. A person could use the certo, then try a home test to see how it does. Not sure though, how your official test would result. My hubby once used a detox drink, which made him puke, so he downed a bunch of gatorade, then passed a home test for THC, and his official result came up "negative...dilute". To most employers, law enforcement, etc, that is the same as a positive result. If anyone tries this, post how you came out. Oh, and just a suggestion...the tests that come up negative dilute...often it's because there is no vitamin b present in your urine. I would take a super B formula vitamin, as directed-once a day-for a few days before the test for that reason. I take them everyday, and it really does make a difference in my energy level.
     
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