Are you a scraper or a pumper? (Guys and their cocks only)

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BTD: A gorgeous illustration

 

Definitely a pumper...quite thick am I.

 

mines like fuckin even all the way up and down lol what is it omg ima alien

 

hmmm i wonder why so many detractors... we evolved from primates did we not? in gorrillas, the head is huge specifficly for scraping out other gorrilla semen. the poster isnt just making this stuff up

 

I am definitely a gorilla.

 

My head is perfectly symmetrical, and I am a scraper, but it is not thin at all. It is a helmet tip though. I have a phobia of mushrooms, so just the thought of comparing it to one makes me ill.

 

I'm a pumper I think, but this sounds kinda odd..I've seen lots of wangs and they all look pretty similar to me. I'll look again more closely Thanks for this even though it doesn't affect me at all.

 

I think I'm a pumper, but mine seems to be a bit thicker toward the middle of the shaft than on either end really. I don't really know the difference between a mushroom and a helmet so I can't say what mine is.

 

mine is definitely not skinny...its probably a pumper

 

This is ridiculous

 

reminds me of a joke I once heard about
a guy who goes to a prostitute
and when he's givin it all he's got
and his arse is going up and down like the clappers
she says "bloody I wont come at this rate
youve got such a small organ"

and he said "sorry but I didn't know I'd be playing in such a big cathedral"

 

Sentient - then there is the joke that when the woman told the guy he had a small penis, he replied "even a 747 would look small in the Grand Canyon".

 

Scraper, definitely.

 

I don't think I fall under either category here as my girth is widest half way down the shaft, which appears to be totally satisfactory, as it seems to act like an additional glans.

 

I don't have much to say about the rest of your post, but I will say that this satement about how girth indirectly stimulates the clitoris is true. Very thick penises also put some pressure on the g-spot while simultaneously indirectly stimulating the vagina.


too many long words.......................

 

Raw and Natural - the G Spot for most women is way up under the entrance to the vagina on the underside of the pubic bone, and is not reachable by the penis, except for a sharply upward angled penis in the missionary position, or a downward angled erect penis in doggy style. A wide girth penis with the widest part in the middle would have to look like really weird, sort of pear-shaped, for the middle to reach the G Spot.
--The G Spot Master

 

not sure what category mine falls into.

 

I have a mushroom I'd have to say, but also she says I'm a girthy (so anal is only on special occasions). She seems to love it when I take the head out while just barely touching, then go back in, and fully out again. I'd think that would move the lips as well eh?

 

I'd say a bit of both, wide head and girth down the shaft

as for hitting the g spot, yeah certain positions are required, if you fit the bill for them, but the easiest way would be -cough-

sorry about getting off topic >.>

 

Well, science is no longer agreeing with that. Since Kinsey, scientists thought the size of the penis has no evolutionary function and that it was all merely a brain thing.

But all the new research points to the contrary. Size does matter, physiologically.

We now know that virtually all women think girth is more important than length, in a penis. And there is a logic to this: a thick penis physiologically stimulates the labia and the clitoris more than a thin penis, so chances for a woman to orgasm are higher when having sex with a thick penis. The orgasm obviously has a physiological function: it sucks semen into a the womb.

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=283752

The research about the scraper and the pumper, discussed in this thread, also shows that size and shape definitely has an evolutionary role to play. Scrapers evolved from the strategy to clean up competitors' semen; pumpers play the physiological card by making sure women orgasm more easily, thus improving chances of getting sperm into the womb.

So it seems Kinsey's psychological paradigm is being put into question more and more often.