TopNotchStoners ginormous ears

Thanks erz, I love you too.

And yes, stinky, my ears provide optimum shade and keep me cool all year round.

 

when you were in the military, did they have you doing espionage?

 

Nah man. My ears don't work as good as you'd think. Over the years, my ear drums have sustained significant damage, probably caused by the heightened echoes caused by the extra large funnel-type decibel amplification.

 

i remember when you came here that one time when i was dating Dibble...
your ears kick ass....
their bitchin...

 

Kari loves them...
alot...
she wont stop talking about them...

 

Yeah that was the first time I met you. I remember it clearly, because you tried to convince me to give you either Kari's or Kristy's food from Dairy Queen. haha

I miss Dibble, man. I only got high with him once.

Yeah she loves them. She enjoys it when I "tickle her thighs" with them. lol

 

must have been popular with the babes in the winter time

"wrap them ears around me and warm me up"

 

yep thats me...always trying to get peoples food...
i kinda miss dibble...
he became a bit of an asshole...
so i broke up with him...
that and that miss. molten thing...
shes pretty upset with me for that...

 

Yeah man. Dibble was arrogant as fuck, but he was still my boy.

Miss Molten has a thing for the younger guys. Did Kari tell you about that time I had a jar of peanut butter in my pocket and Miss Molten reached in there and moved her hand around for about 20 seconds before she pulled the peanut butter out? She put her hand in there, and started saying shit like "ooohhh, you like that?" and she was smiling at me and shit. Kinda creepy.

 

Of course. I did meet my fiance up there, after all.

 

yeah she started trying to fuck every guy i talk to...

 

Yeah she's a ho.

 

i should turn her in...

 

Nah man. That'd be kinda fukt up. If those young guys don't want to do anything with her, they don't have to. It takes two to tango........damn, I've always wanted to say that shit.

 

thats them fancy words...
real fancy...
but true...
on the other hand, how many guys are going to pass up a chance to do it with one of their teachers...
dibble did it so he can use her...then she flipped out when she found out about me and him...
its was like fatal attraction all over again...

 

That's true. She seemed like the obsessive/stalker type. She looks like a farrett in the face. Ever notice?

 

Yeah baby...I do love it when you "tickle my thighs"...lol...but miss moleton needs to learn that you cant fuck every one of your students!!

 

His ears are big he probably hears the sun come up!

 

Those ears do make a nice steering wheel though...

 

Not really. I do hear the moon though, probably just because it's a little closer than the sun.