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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by campfirejam, Dec 3, 2006.

  1. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    advantages and disadvantages of having testicles?
     
  2. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    advantages:

    it's fun.
    it feels good.
    they are huggable and suckable.


    disadvantages:

    They prevent the Cocker from going any further than it already does. :D
     
  3. mr_two_1988

    mr_two_1988 Member

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    advantages: they carry a special fluid to (help) create life, and can be played with in different ways.

    disadvantages: they get in the way of certain activities, sometimes get squished if I have to sit with my legs close together like on crowded public transit or in a car with lots of people in it... they can get cancer and checking for it means squeezing them (not very comfortable if a doctor does it and doesn't realize how much it hurts)

    Overall I would never give them up, but if I could play god I would redesign them to be inside the body and better protected :)
     
  4. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    another advantage...

    they stay nice and warm, in the cold winter months. :D
     
  5. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Really??? Then where does the saying "Freezing my balls off" come from?
     
  6. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Ya know, I'm not sure...my equipment stays nice and warm all winter long....does that...satisfy your curiosity?? :)
     
  7. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    Yes, actually it does....
     
  8. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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  9. vinster

    vinster penis wrinkle

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    If your balls are cold it must be FREEZING
     
  10. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Hahaha, hay vin, how's it goin?? :)
     
  11. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    Advantages......you dont have to bleed everymonth !!!
     
  12. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Don't you guys ever sit on them?

    Then there is the infamous "ball sweat" :D gross
     
  13. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    There are no advantages to have balls. There are things that makes them tolerable, but overall they're odd looking and get in my way.

    As for the not bleeding issue, that's not because we have balls. It's because we lack a vagina.
     
  14. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    Testicles are where they are because to make sperm one needs a temperature well below 98.6. So whomever designed males decided that the only place to put them was where they are. Many of us guys have had bad things done to them - someone kicked them owwwwwwww; caught them in the zipper- see the Ben Stiller film on this one; gotten them scrunched up under you; desperately had to make an"adjustment" in the wrong situation; been grabbed there by someone who won't let go, etc.

    Some say that if you wear boxers and your balls hang free you have more live sperm, and that if you spend a lot of time in the hot tub you will be shooting blanks for the next few hours or so.

    Some people like to have them sucked; some don't. Have you heard of "teabagging"?

    One ball hangs lower than the other, and clothiers tactfully ask how you "dress", i.e., which side of your pants do you put your balls?



    Balls to the wall.
     
  15. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    My balls hang to and fro, they wiggle, wobble, and go woah!

    Wanna know why my balls are the very best? Suck on these then suck the rest. :D
     
  16. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    you know I never thought about it till now but surprisingly no, nature is nifty in how it designed them lol.
     
  17. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    No but I sit on my rain stick all the time. :eek:
     
  18. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The advantages are obvious, the disadvantages could probably be best illustrated by James Lew the kickboxer in the movie Hot Shots! Part Deux, when he gets kicked in the groin by Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) and expells two large walnuts from his mouth...:leaving:





    Hotwater
     
  19. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    balls are bouncy :D
     
  20. campfirejam

    campfirejam Something-Something

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    It's funny when a man sits down and adjust himself on the sofa, rises his ass off the seat cushion and fixes his pants. I always assumed that had something to do with his balls...Am I correct? Because I've never seen a guy who doesn't do that.
     
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