School paper..Ahem..Excuse me guys but what are the......

advantages and disadvantages of having testicles?

 

advantages:

it's fun.
it feels good.
they are huggable and suckable.


disadvantages:

They prevent the Cocker from going any further than it already does.

 

advantages: they carry a special fluid to (help) create life, and can be played with in different ways.

disadvantages: they get in the way of certain activities, sometimes get squished if I have to sit with my legs close together like on crowded public transit or in a car with lots of people in it... they can get cancer and checking for it means squeezing them (not very comfortable if a doctor does it and doesn't realize how much it hurts)

Overall I would never give them up, but if I could play god I would redesign them to be inside the body and better protected

 

another advantage...

they stay nice and warm, in the cold winter months.

 

Really??? Then where does the saying "Freezing my balls off" come from?

 

Ya know, I'm not sure...my equipment stays nice and warm all winter long....does that...satisfy your curiosity??

 

Yes, actually it does....

 

If your balls are cold it must be FREEZING

 

Hahaha, hay vin, how's it goin??

 

Advantages......you dont have to bleed everymonth !!!

 

Don't you guys ever sit on them?

Then there is the infamous "ball sweat" gross

 

There are no advantages to have balls. There are things that makes them tolerable, but overall they're odd looking and get in my way.

As for the not bleeding issue, that's not because we have balls. It's because we lack a vagina.

 

Testicles are where they are because to make sperm one needs a temperature well below 98.6. So whomever designed males decided that the only place to put them was where they are. Many of us guys have had bad things done to them - someone kicked them owwwwwwww; caught them in the zipper- see the Ben Stiller film on this one; gotten them scrunched up under you; desperately had to make an"adjustment" in the wrong situation; been grabbed there by someone who won't let go, etc.

Some say that if you wear boxers and your balls hang free you have more live sperm, and that if you spend a lot of time in the hot tub you will be shooting blanks for the next few hours or so.

Some people like to have them sucked; some don't. Have you heard of "teabagging"?

One ball hangs lower than the other, and clothiers tactfully ask how you "dress", i.e., which side of your pants do you put your balls?



Balls to the wall.

 

My balls hang to and fro, they wiggle, wobble, and go woah!

Wanna know why my balls are the very best? Suck on these then suck the rest.

 

you know I never thought about it till now but surprisingly no, nature is nifty in how it designed them lol.

 

No but I sit on my rain stick all the time.

 

The advantages are obvious, the disadvantages could probably be best illustrated by James Lew the kickboxer in the movie Hot Shots! Part Deux, when he gets kicked in the groin by Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen) and expells two large walnuts from his mouth...:leaving:





Hotwater

 

balls are bouncy

 

It's funny when a man sits down and adjust himself on the sofa, rises his ass off the seat cushion and fixes his pants. I always assumed that had something to do with his balls...Am I correct? Because I've never seen a guy who doesn't do that.